The Movie Noah: Has anyone gone to see the movies Noah yet? My wife and I did this past Saturday and it is one of the longest hours we have ever had. This movie sucks so bad it was...

Raider Fan Loc: Lake County, IL.

Has anyone gone to see the movies Noah yet? My wife and I did this past Saturday and it is one of the longest hours we have ever had. This movie sucks so bad it was hard for us get up from our seats to leave after one hour. Save the money and read the story in Genesis, it is much better.

speters Loc: Grangeville/Idaho

Raider Fan wrote:

Has anyone gone to see the movies Noah yet? My wife and I did this past Saturday and it is one of the longest hours we have ever had. This movie sucks so bad it was hard for us get up from our seats to leave after one hour. Save the money and read the story in Genesis, it is much better.

I hear you, luckily I don't watch movies like that anyway!

creativ simon Loc: Coulsdon, South London

Dont want to see the film or read the story

Thanks for the warning

larrycumba

My wife and I went to the 9:30pm show Sunday night. Including us, there were seven people in the whole theater. The Dallas Morning News gave it a B+ so I thought it might be good and I liked the previews. It was Noah/Hobbitt/artsy dream something/screaming baby delivery/kitchen sink all over the map trying to appeal to all audiences. Monday morning the paper said it did 44,000,000 in sales and was top dog for the week. Better enjoy it while they can. As for my review, a "D" would be generous.

Wellhiem Loc: Sunny England.

I might make the effort when it's on Freeview TV next month.

sb Loc: Florida's East Coast

Raider Fan wrote:

Has anyone gone to see the movies Noah yet? My wife and I did this past Saturday and it is one of the longest hours we have ever had. This movie sucks so bad it was hard for us get up from our seats to leave after one hour. Save the money and read the story in Genesis, it is much better.

If you left early you won't know how it ends!

SpeedyWilson Loc: Upstate South Carolina

I've heard fishy reports that the epic movie was all wet; apparently flooded with overwhelming deluges of torrential imagination floating on top of pools of special effects, dampened only by tears of delight and buoyed by great tidal waves of emotion. Concession stands were swamped by people seeking refuge, and inundated with balanced sales of dry popcorn and large cups of liquid refreshment.

Although there was a raft of supporting actors, the plot was sunk from the very beginning. Crabby viewers were overwhelmed by a sinking feeling that they had been caught in a whirlpool stirred by money hungry media sharks who circulated torrents of advertising. Waves of profit were dashed when outdoor showings were cancelled due to the threat of rain.

The sequel promises to be sprinkled with rainbows of hope and soaked by clouds with silver linings. Special showings are scheduled for sailors on Navy vessels around the world.

SpeedyWilson Loc: Upstate South Carolina

Cruise ships are also promoting special tours to buoy their sinking sales.

SunnyB Loc: Stilwell, Ks

I agree. I went to see it also and hated it

13oct1931 Loc: Lebanon, Indiana

Amen ! Wife and I were really disappointed. It was a really lousy sci-fi flic. Alyn

idaholover Loc: Nampa ID

13oct1931 wrote:

Amen ! Wife and I were really disappointed. It was a really lousy sci-fi flic. Alyn

The only thing that could make it any worse would be if they cast Kevin Costner instead!

ottopj Loc: Annapolis, MD USA

What do you expect??? It's Hollywood! Some ae winners; some are losers; most are somewhere in the mniddle!

Raider Fan Loc: Lake County, IL.

idaholover wrote:

The only thing that could make it any worse would be if they cast Kevin Costner instead!

No kidding!!

Raider Fan Loc: Lake County, IL.

13oct1931 wrote:

Amen ! Wife and I were really disappointed. It was a really lousy sci-fi flic. Alyn

Calling it sci-fi is much too generous!