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The Silver Screw
Mar 23, 2014 18:36:52   #
Huey Driver Loc: Texas
 
The Silver Screw

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it . . . He was screwed.
All the years of growing up were real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided leaving his house . . . and thus, never made any friends.
One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a monk in Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day, he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal . After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery.
The monk knew exactly why he had come. The screwy guy was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell
asleep.
During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window. In the mist floated a solid silver screwdriver. In just moments, the screwdriver removed the screw and disappeared out the window.
The next morning when the man awoke, he saw the silver screw laying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no screw there!
Jubilant, he leaped out of bed . . . . And his butt fell off.
The moral to this is: Don't screw around with things you don't understand —
You could lose your ass.

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Mar 23, 2014 19:04:03   #
dljen Loc: Central PA
 
LOL Very funny! :)

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Mar 24, 2014 22:24:27   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Huey Driver wrote:
The Silver Screw

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it . . . He was screwed.
All the years of growing up were real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided leaving his house . . . and thus, never made any friends.
One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a monk in Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day, he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal . After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery.
The monk knew exactly why he had come. The screwy guy was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell
asleep.
During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window. In the mist floated a solid silver screwdriver. In just moments, the screwdriver removed the screw and disappeared out the window.
The next morning when the man awoke, he saw the silver screw laying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no screw there!
Jubilant, he leaped out of bed . . . . And his butt fell off.
The moral to this is: Don't screw around with things you don't understand —
You could lose your ass.
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:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 24, 2014 22:54:27   #
willstaff Loc: Daytona Beach, Fl
 
Huey Driver wrote:
The Silver Screw
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The moral to this is: Don't screw around with things you don't understand —
You could lose your ass.


Hey Huey Driver are you going to be in Louisville for the VHPA reunion this year?

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Mar 25, 2014 08:33:46   #
Huey Driver Loc: Texas
 
No. Nothing in Louisville that I want to see. Have other plans.
willstaff wrote:
Hey Huey Driver are you going to be in Louisville for the VHPA reunion this year?

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Mar 25, 2014 09:28:00   #
cz3056 Loc: Somewhere in Michigan or Texas
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: How true. Maybe we could remove the POTUS's.

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