Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado

I don't know if this has been posted before, but it is indeed funny never the less.


The Mexican Maid

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban, he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban deed."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason eez that I am better at sex dan you in da bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Senora...."The gardener deed."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

nanaval Loc: Cornwall

I like it. :lol: :lol:

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

:-D :-D :-D