Why Sharks Circle you before attacking
Mar 11, 2014 21:11:00 #
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody."
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because Democrats taste better if you scare the shit out of them first!"
No need to thank me .. I just try to learn something new every day.
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody."
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because Democrats taste better if you scare the shit out of them first!"
No need to thank me .. I just try to learn something new every day.
Mar 11, 2014 21:15:43 #
Huey Driver wrote:
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Duck!!! :lol:
Mike
Mar 12, 2014 00:17:25 #
Huey Driver wrote:
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..that's not how I heard it
Mar 13, 2014 23:11:22 #
Huey Driver wrote:
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It's good to learn something new and discover one more reason why being a Republican rather than a Democrat is a good thing. :thumbup:
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