Morning Sex "

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"







She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

Well to be honest, yes and no. Several years ago a real author and I were corresponding through emails and we were sending stories to one another. At some point he said he would like to cobble the stories together in book form and I said ok. He asked what I wanted to do with the royalties and I told him when it hit $5,000 to send me $1,000. There have been no royalty checks. I think the book sold less than 150 on Amazon. :roll:

Since you and Penny MG said you liked the story I'll send you another one back channel that isn't in the book.