FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which were promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

tramsey Loc: Texas

:thumbup: :thumbup: Now that's funny :-D :-D

Marionsho Loc: Kansas

Thanks. LOL funny.
:lol:

wilsondl2 Loc: Lincoln, Nebraska

Here is a true Mormon story. One time there were 96 of us flying from Lincoln NE. to worship in our Temple in Chicago on the early morning flight. There were 110 people on the plane. The stewardess announced that because of a vender problem there was limited coffee. There were 14 folks that were very glad there were so many of us on the plane. - Dave