Baptism
Feb 3, 2014 07:01:42 #
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>> Baptising an Irishman
>>
>> A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes
>> upon a preacher baptising people in the river.
>>
>> He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the
>> preacher.
>>
>> The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,
>> whereupon he asks the drunk,
>>
>> 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
>>
>> The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'
>>
>> So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
>>
>> He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
>>
>> 'Brother have you found Jesus?'
>>
>> The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'
>>
>> The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a
>> little longer.
>>
>> He again pulls him out of the water and asks, 'Have you found Jesus my
>> brother?'
>>
>> The drunk again answers, 'No, oi I haven't found Jesus.'
>>
>> By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the
>> water again -
>>
>>
>> but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins
>> kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
>>
>> The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found
>> Jesus?'
>>
>> (Are you ready for this????)
>>
>>
>>
>> The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
>>
>> 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
>>
>> Baptising an Irishman
>>
>> A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes
>> upon a preacher baptising people in the river.
>>
>> He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the
>> preacher.
>>
>> The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,
>> whereupon he asks the drunk,
>>
>> 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
>>
>> The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'
>>
>> So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
>>
>> He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
>>
>> 'Brother have you found Jesus?'
>>
>> The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'
>>
>> The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a
>> little longer.
>>
>> He again pulls him out of the water and asks, 'Have you found Jesus my
>> brother?'
>>
>> The drunk again answers, 'No, oi I haven't found Jesus.'
>>
>> By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the
>> water again -
>>
>>
>> but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins
>> kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
>>
>> The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found
>> Jesus?'
>>
>> (Are you ready for this????)
>>
>>
>>
>> The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
>>
>> 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
Feb 3, 2014 07:38:28 #
viscountdriver wrote:
>> br >> br >> Baptising an Iris... (show quote)
:thumbup:
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
Feb 3, 2014 07:51:00 #
Feb 4, 2014 15:44:36 #
I loved it. By the way I have some Irish blood in me,
and I am Baptist! This little story is going to church with me on Sunday. I also believe God has a sense of humor!
and I am Baptist! This little story is going to church with me on Sunday. I also believe God has a sense of humor!
Feb 4, 2014 15:48:39 #
elisab wrote:
I also believe God has a sense of humor!
Definitely! Next time you're out shopping, take a look at some of the people in the store with you. :D
Feb 4, 2014 20:56:29 #
Oh,
You are so going straight to Hell for that one.
You will not pass Go and you will not collect $200.00.
I will be following right behind you for passing this one on to everyone on my e-mail list.
You are so going straight to Hell for that one.
You will not pass Go and you will not collect $200.00.
I will be following right behind you for passing this one on to everyone on my e-mail list.
Feb 4, 2014 20:57:08 #
viscountdriver wrote:
>> br >> br >> Baptising an Iris... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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