Some places it's so cold
Jan 13, 2014 07:56:43 #
Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.
Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
You have to break the smoke off your chimney
You have to open the fridge to heat the house
Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
People look forward to getting a fever
Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears
Im shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
Sarge69
Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
You have to break the smoke off your chimney
You have to open the fridge to heat the house
Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
People look forward to getting a fever
Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears
Im shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
Sarge69
Jan 13, 2014 07:58:22 #
sarge69 wrote:
Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to... (show quote)
Very good. They sound like a comedian's one-liners.
Jan 13, 2014 08:10:13 #
Jan 13, 2014 09:31:23 #
"Its so cold, I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant".
"Its so hot, I saw the Jolly Green Giant pouring butter on his niblets"
"Its raining so hard, I saw the fire department hosing down a house with fire"
Johnny Carson.
Still the best!!
"Its so hot, I saw the Jolly Green Giant pouring butter on his niblets"
"Its raining so hard, I saw the fire department hosing down a house with fire"
Johnny Carson.
Still the best!!
Jan 13, 2014 13:05:15 #
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Jan 14, 2014 09:30:47 #
Manny Jay
Loc: Colorado
Here in Denver the other day it was so cold... I put a bucket of boiling water outside and it froze so fast that the ice was still warm!
Jan 14, 2014 21:48:47 #
sarge69 wrote:
Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to... (show quote)
Two Eskimos argued about who had the coldest Igloo. Finally one said come to my igloo and I will prove it to you. They went to the first Eskimo's igloo and he went to the pantry, took an egg and cracked it above a skillet heating on the stove. The egg froze in mid-air, struck the skillet and shattered into a thousand pieces. Well that's pretty cold the second Eskimo said but my igloo is colder. They went to the next igloo and the second Eskimo went to the bedroom and flipped back the covers. The mattress was covered with brown spots. "Ugh" the first Eskimo said, what is that. The second Eskimo pulled one of the brown spots off the mattress and threw it in the fireplace.
It went Phooooot!
Jan 15, 2014 09:12:52 #
Now that is cold. If you put them in the trash, you get surprises all day.
Sarge69
Sarge69
Jan 16, 2014 10:11:28 #
sarge69 wrote:
Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to... (show quote)
Nice Sarge! Thanks for the chuckle! :thumbup:
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