Have YOU ever tried to have an intelligent conversation with a liberal? If you have, everything in this article will be very familiar to you! It's probably the best explanation of why Libs are so.........so.................so idiotically LIBERAL!
All Libs; by all means, please feel free to read this article; (I know you will anyway! )
Liberals Skewed View of Conservatives
Kurt Schlichter | Jan 06, 2014
Have you ever been pigeon-holed at a party by a liberal? I recommend avoiding it at all costs, but if it happens, go with it. Youll get an education in what our opponents actually think as he rails, whines and complains about the terrible, inhuman monster that lurks on the fringes of American society.
This scourge is called a conservative, and I hope I never meet one in a dark alley. They apparently carry automatic weapons as they stalk the streets, hating science and hunting the poor for sport.
Youll quickly note how your liberal monologist they literally never shut up is a scholar of all things conservative. Of course, he has never actually met one, living as he does in an urban sewer like San Francisco or in a subsidized academic enclave of Marxist fantasy like Berkeley. But who needs experience when you can get convenient bite-sized morsels of pre-processed ideology from MSNBC between the endless reruns of "Lock Up"?
First off, youll learn that conservatives are scary. They tend to identify with the traditional male paradigm that values aggressiveness, fierce patriotism, and personal responsibility. And thats just conservative women.
Conservatives believe in owning guns, and will barbarically celebrate whenever some poor victim of society gets ventilated trying to invade a conservatives home. Conservatives owning guns is terrible because they could, in theory, go on one of those shooting sprees liberals love to exploit. Except they never do shooters inevitably have either written mash notes to the pantheon of liberal idols or received instructions from their talking Rottweilers. The Tea Party gunman remains the liberals Holy Grail.
Now, how liberals ignore the utter lack of conservative violence when arguing for confiscating their guns illustrates another theme. A lack of empirical evidence is not a problem for a liberal. Evidence isnt an issue when your entire ideology trains you to come to a politically useful conclusion, then work backwards.
Take Obamacare. To a conservative, the evidence would seem to be damning. You cant sign up for it. You cant keep the policy you like, or buy a new one that meet your needs. The prices are going up. You cant get in to see your doctor. Greys Anatomy is still on the air.
But to a liberal, its total failure is no problem. You see, Obamacare is a self-evident good. It centralizes power to the liberal elite, so trivialities like it being an utter fiasco are irrelevant.
Also, and most importantly, you will learn that Obamacare is a wonderful because conservatives hate black people. If fact, apparently conservatives would eagerly have embraced the Presidents entire socialist agenda if only his mother and father had both come from the fjords of Norway.
Your liberal amateur anthropologist will explain to you that racism is the defining characteristic of conservatism. Apparently, all conservatives think of is race, which seems odd considering that its liberals who wont stop talking about it.
Conservatives are also religious, which makes them even worse. Your liberal interlocutor will be happy to put on his theologian hat and start talking about how all conservatives hate evolution, believe dinosaurs and cavemen coexisted, and burn crosses.
Oh wait, that last one is a Democrat thing. Remember, even if you could wedge a word in edgewise, it would be impolite to mention the Democrat origins of the KKK, Democrat hero Woodrow Wilsons racial theories, or to seek clarification about whether Democrat Senate icon Robert Byrd was an Imperial Cyclops or an Exalted Kleagle.
Your liberal conversationalist might even offer you a few select Bible verses to reinforce how a Jewish carpenter from 2000 years ago who he doesnt believe in totally would have agreed with all his 21st Century leftist policy prescriptions. Hell get mad if you suggest that Jesuss initial reaction to Obamacare would probably be to chide its sponsors for lying about it.
You will also learn that conservatives hate the poor, including conservatives who were poor until adhering to conservative values, along with hard work, made them not poor any more.
After all, hate is the only possible explanation for conservative resentment of a government that steals the money conservatives worked hard to earn to give it to Democrat serfs who, by definition didnt work hard at all. Well, hate and racism, because the totally-not-at-all-racist liberals assume anyone poor is a minority.
Another great thing about liberals is that they dont need any experience or training to feel free to opine. I recall one hipster lecturing me on Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. Although Iraqi weapons of mass destruction had been my job during Operation Desert Storm, I was enthralled by the perspective of someone whose tactical background consisted of reading slam poetry at coffee house open mics in Burbank.
Youll find theyre weapons experts too. Thats why they can explain how you dont need a modern assault rifle. Yeah, listen to that guy with the Arms are for hugging bumpersticker on this Pirus. He knows. Hell also be happy to tell you how the law should limit the number of calibers in the magazine clip of your automatic AR-15 assault cannon.
And, finally, youll hear about how conservatives totally hate sex. This is likely to be followed with complaints about the large size of conservative families. By that point, you’ve probably been introduced to your liberal acquaintances spouse and now understand why liberal families are so small and why your liberal buddy is so very, very unhappy.
Just smile, nod, and spare him a little pity as you excuse yourself to head to the bar to get yourself a double.
Here's a prediction; When our resident liberal troll, "Silver" reads this article, he will go..."HaHaHaHaHahaHaHaHaHaHaHa....HeHeHeHeHe,,,SchluppI!
Gitzo wrote:
Just smile, nod, and spare him a little pity as you excuse yourself to head to the bar to get yourself a double.
Smile, nod, close your eyes and cover your ears! You might have to confront your own choices. :thumbup:
It's a funny situation...the most intelligent people I know are liberals (college professors, etc). Funny thing is, they are not capable of having an intelligent conversation.
Robert Graybeal wrote:
It's a funny situation...the most intelligent people I know are liberals (college professors, etc). Funny thing is, they are not capable of having an intelligent conversation.
The constant in this equation is you.
Funny thing. Most of you would label me a liberal. Yet for the first 45 years of my life (yes, since birth) I was a STAUNCH conservative. Stereotypes, both liberal (and the OP's conservative one) are terribly inadequate and usually incorrect. And I know this from experience. What idealogs of all stripes have in common are closed minds.
Who the hell is Kurt Schlicter?
Art Grandpa wrote:
The constant in this equation is you.
Amazing how he didn't catch that himself. Well done, Art!
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