The Three Men
Nov 10, 2013 07:11:35 #
Three men were
Hiking through a forest...
When they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side,
The first man prayed:
God, please give me
The strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs...
And he was able to
Swim across ~ in about 2 hours,
Having almost drowned twice!
After witnessing that,
The second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength
and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a kayak and
Strong arms and strong legs...
And he was able to row across
the river - in about an hour
After almost capsizing once!
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
The third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools,
and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards upstream...
and walked across the bridge
The moral of the story is............
Guys, if at first you don't succeed,
Do it the way your wife told you!!!
Go ahead,
Send this to any woman that needs a good laugh.....
And
To any man who can handle it!
Hiking through a forest...
When they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side,
The first man prayed:
God, please give me
The strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs...
And he was able to
Swim across ~ in about 2 hours,
Having almost drowned twice!
After witnessing that,
The second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength
and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a kayak and
Strong arms and strong legs...
And he was able to row across
the river - in about an hour
After almost capsizing once!
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
The third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools,
and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards upstream...
and walked across the bridge
The moral of the story is............
Guys, if at first you don't succeed,
Do it the way your wife told you!!!
Go ahead,
Send this to any woman that needs a good laugh.....
And
To any man who can handle it!
Nov 10, 2013 12:13:21 #
Nov 11, 2013 06:32:12 #
lachmap
Loc: Sydney Australia
"She checked the map"
Sorry, from past experience I can assure you that most women cannot read maps - at least the one I married and the 2 we raised.
Sorry, from past experience I can assure you that most women cannot read maps - at least the one I married and the 2 we raised.
Nov 11, 2013 14:43:56 #
lachmap wrote:
"She checked the map"
Sorry, from past experience I can assure you that most women cannot read maps - at least the one I married and the 2 we raised.
Sorry, from past experience I can assure you that most women cannot read maps - at least the one I married and the 2 we raised.
:thumbup:
Nov 17, 2013 02:10:31 #
Witzendwizard wrote:
Three men were br Hiking through a forest... br Wh... (show quote)
You're whipped!!Lol.
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