Short Joke
Nov 9, 2013 09:08:21 #
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said 'Son we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mother just lost her job. Theres no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked 'Son where are you going?' Little Joseph told him;
'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bloody bike!
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked 'Son where are you going?' Little Joseph told him;
'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bloody bike!
Nov 9, 2013 09:15:37 #
Nov 9, 2013 09:19:33 #
RS wrote:
I don't get it . . .
Not that I don't understand, - - I just don't get it.
Not that I don't understand, - - I just don't get it.
British humor is......well.........a bit "different". :roll: :roll:
But I thought it was funny, in a rather subtle way.
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Nov 9, 2013 09:25:29 #
Nov 9, 2013 20:56:20 #
RS
Loc: W Columbia, SC
I understood the joke; that is, I realize what THEY (mum and dad) were doing. What I don't get is just that, the sex. (But I do have a few good memories from years gone by...)
Nov 9, 2013 22:09:26 #
RS wrote:
I understood the joke; that is, I realize what THEY (mum and dad) were doing. What I don't get is just that, the sex. (But I do have a few good memories from years gone by...)
You do remember what a bicycle is, don't you?
Nov 10, 2013 04:27:01 #
SteveR wrote:
You do remember what a bicycle is, don't you?
LOL. That's almost funnier than the joke!
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Nov 10, 2013 11:05:57 #
Witzendwizard wrote:
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-spe... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Smart kid.
Nov 10, 2013 11:42:58 #
Nov 10, 2013 12:15:15 #
RS wrote:
I don't get it . . .Not that I don't understand, - - I just don't get it.
It's OK that you don't get it, you're in hiding. Perhaps you are in the witness protection program and have lost your sense of humor. It's still OK.
Nov 10, 2013 17:41:55 #
jjwright71
Loc: Lubbock,Tx
RS wrote:
no wonder he is in hiding ,(idont understand that either???),HAR!I don't get it . . .
Not that I don't understand, - - I just don't get it.
Not that I don't understand, - - I just don't get it.
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