SmittyOne wrote:
Bad News About Grandpa
An elderly man had a massive stroke and the family drove him to the emergency room.
After a while the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face.
"I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, "We've never had a liberal in the family before!"
Signed Pigeons For More Obama Statues.
Oh, don't call yourself a pigeon, you are more the jackass type.