A woman with "wind" in Tiffany's
Aug 15, 2013 07:30:36 #
A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT. AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS.
VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE WOOPS AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR.
AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER;GOOD LOOKING AS WELL . COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S. HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH,"'GOOD DAY, MADAM, HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY?"
BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT',
SHE ASKS, "SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET ?"
HE ANSWERS, "MADAM, IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT - YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE !"
VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE WOOPS AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR.
AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER;GOOD LOOKING AS WELL . COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S. HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH,"'GOOD DAY, MADAM, HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY?"
BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT',
SHE ASKS, "SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET ?"
HE ANSWERS, "MADAM, IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT - YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE !"
Aug 15, 2013 07:38:59 #
Aug 15, 2013 07:42:02 #
Iwantitall wrote:
Woke me up and spit out my coffee !! : ) thanks, Mike
Had the same effect on me.....
Aug 15, 2013 12:14:04 #
Aug 15, 2013 13:40:53 #
I too join the group that spilled their drink all over the computer...as a word of advice, be extra cautious about using the "CAPS" as your sure to get a warning from Admin
Aug 15, 2013 14:12:11 #
tlbuljac wrote:
Post an avatar of an Afro American and you shouldn't have any problem.:lol:I too join the group that spilled their drink all over the computer...as a word of advice, be extra cautious about using the "CAPS" as your sure to get a warning from Admin
Aug 16, 2013 02:42:54 #
tlbuljac wrote:
I too join the group that spilled their drink all over the computer...as a word of advice, be extra cautious about using the "CAPS" as your sure to get a warning from Admin
Thanks for the warning tlbuljac, too late for me as I've already been ticked off. I thought it was for title of posts only - never mind (now I know).
Aug 16, 2013 11:07:20 #
Aug 16, 2013 18:50:20 #
UP-2-IT wrote:
Why the caps?
Because the small ones were in the wash.
Aug 16, 2013 19:32:07 #
Duane D.
Loc: Kalkaska, Michigan
Great, Got to love it!! I don't think my pants will ever dry. Thanks Paul G.
Duane D.
Duane D.
Aug 16, 2013 20:54:00 #
UP-2-IT wrote:
Why the caps?
Why the caps?
lovesphotos wrote:
Funny again! I think he has turrets and is hard of hearing. I have to go now and wash my caps. :lol: :lol: :lol:Because the small ones were in the wash.
Aug 17, 2013 00:20:26 #
Aug 17, 2013 00:37:53 #
UP-2-IT wrote:
Why the caps?
That just reminded me.........about 3 keyboards ago, my beloved wife was enjoying her vanilla milkshake while doing her emails on my iMac; about that time, her beloved kitty cat, ( "Little Kitty"), decided to "visit", as she often does; when she "launched" from the top of the bookcase to the computer desk, because of a slight mis-calculation on her part, instead of landing all four feet on the keyboard "pull-out" shelf, only three feet made it to the shelf, and the fourth one went into the milk shake. As I'm sure many may already be aware, keyboards do not mix well with milk shakes; and it seems that Apple keyboards may be especially adverse to milk shakes.
After a lot of careful cleaning, I was partially successful to restoring the keyboard to useability; that is, as long as I didn't need any CAPS; I don't know if there is any correlation between this incident and the OP's keyboard or not, but I couldn't help thinking, perhaps something of this nature would have sufficed as a plausible "excuse" ?
Aug 19, 2013 17:34:38 #
Poor lady, last time this was posted on UHH she was at Harrodss. Must be a congenital condition
Aug 19, 2013 19:22:17 #
She likes spreading her "GAS" around
check6 wrote:
Poor lady, last time this was posted on UHH she was at Harrodss. Must be a congenital condition
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