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Jun 22, 2013 05:52:48   #
braindamage Loc: Appley Bridge, Lancs, U.K.
 
Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he hasn't realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers" and increased Vat to 20%.

I am so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Jun 22, 2013 05:57:20   #
Tompar Loc: Bedfordshire UK
 
Too funny ..but all to real also

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Jun 22, 2013 06:23:00   #
GWR100 Loc: England
 
If it wasn't so bloody true it would be funny. Nice bit of philosophy BD.



braindamage wrote:
Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he hasn't realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers" and increased Vat to 20%.

I am so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the chi... (show quote)

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Jun 22, 2013 06:49:56   #
brianclark4 Loc: Beverley,East Yorkshire,UK
 
Yes and all that has happened over the last 50 years, what a set of incompetent B*****s we have had running this country, Oh and by the way you have left the biggest one out_ Blair and his insidious wife Cherie Blair, CBE, QC, money grabber extraordinaire

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Jun 22, 2013 06:52:38   #
Wellhiem Loc: Sunny England.
 
And yet we still keep voting them in.

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Jun 22, 2013 06:55:38   #
Tompar Loc: Bedfordshire UK
 
brianclark4 wrote:
Yes and all that has happened over the last 50 years, what a set of incompetent B*****s we have had running this country, Oh and by the way you have left the biggest one out_ Blair and his insidious wife Cherie Blair, CBE, QC, money grabber extraordinaire

Lol Grrrr

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Jun 22, 2013 07:25:00   #
RacerDan Loc: Virden Illinois
 
Wellhiem wrote:
And yet we still keep voting them in.


NOT WE!!

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Jun 22, 2013 08:24:42   #
GWR100 Loc: England
 
Can we take your not a fan of the Blairs Brian?????

brianclark4 wrote:
Yes and all that has happened over the last 50 years, what a set of incompetent B*****s we have had running this country, Oh and by the way you have left the biggest one out_ Blair and his insidious wife Cherie Blair, CBE, QC, money grabber extraordinaire

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Jun 23, 2013 06:18:50   #
The Fat Engineer Loc: Scotland
 
Unfortunately, there is nothing to choose from when voting for politicians or political parties in the UK. They are all simply slightly different shades of the same vulture which is only out to feather it's own nest. For example, the expenses that they still pay themselves; out of taxpayers money: and the tax relief that they have voted in for the rich, i.e. themselves, and the ever higher taxation they levy on the working man.

As for Blair and Brown, they are the two worst things that ever came out of Scotland with Brown selling off the pension funds and Blair with his blatant selfish capitalism.

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Jun 23, 2013 06:42:41   #
jesse1dog Loc: Afon Fathew
 
And you think it is bad now?
I can't see things getting any better in the next ten years, probably worse - fewer jobs and ageing population!
Have you tried to buy a British shovel recently?

jesse

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Jun 23, 2013 06:48:08   #
brianclark4 Loc: Beverley,East Yorkshire,UK
 
GWR100 wrote:
Can we take your not a fan of the Blairs Brian?????


Why, was it so obvious!

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Jun 23, 2013 06:52:44   #
brianclark4 Loc: Beverley,East Yorkshire,UK
 
The Fat Engineer wrote:
Unfortunately, there is nothing to choose from when voting for politicians or political parties in the UK. They are all simply slightly different shades of the same vulture which is only out to feather it's own nest. For example, the expenses that they still pay themselves; out of taxpayers money: and the tax relief that they have voted in for the rich, i.e. themselves, and the ever higher taxation they levy on the working man.

As for Blair and Brown, they are the two worst things that ever came out of Scotland with Brown selling off the pension funds and Blair with his blatant selfish capitalism.
Unfortunately, there is nothing to choose from whe... (show quote)


And don't forget what that astute chancellor Brown managed to do, what every chancellor before never did and that was to sell the British gold reserves of at rock bottom price, Oh and rob the pension funds too.

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Jun 23, 2013 07:36:57   #
The Fat Engineer Loc: Scotland
 
"And don't forget what that astute chancellor Brown managed to do, what every chancellor before never did and that was to sell the British gold reserves of at rock bottom price, Oh and rob the pension funds too.

brianclark4 "

Yes, I had forgotten about the gold reserves. It is no wonder we are a bankrupt country. Mind you, we can still send millions of pounds to third world dictators so that they can buy an even bigger Mercedes------------What! The money is for the poor and needy????
It would be better used in this country.

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Jun 23, 2013 07:41:07   #
Wellhiem Loc: Sunny England.
 
Vote for an independent. If there's not one you like, write under the list of names of your balot paper, "None of the above". It'll be counted as a spoilt vote but if enough people do it, then maybe just maybe they'll start to take notice.

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Jun 23, 2013 08:52:57   #
lovesphotos Loc: Colorado and Arizona
 
Wellhiem wrote:
Vote for an independent. If there's not one you like, write under the list of names of your balot paper, "None of the above". It'll be counted as a spoilt vote but if enough people do it, then maybe just maybe they'll start to take notice.


Right now Arizona is trying to pass a legislation that would make it practically impossible for independents to run for anything.

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