Holiday in England
Jun 12, 2013 16:55:20 #
two Siamese twins go into a bar in Downtown New York and ask the barman for two budweisers. "Dont mind us, we are joined at the hip..I'm John and my brother is called Jim". The barman served them their drinks, and feeling a bit awkward he struck up a conservation " Have you guys been on holiday yet". "No, not yet..but we are going to England next week". Barman said "Beautiful country with lots of History". "No" said john " that's a load of crap, besides there's that many different dialects its all gibberish to us and you can't get a decent Bud there". barman say's "Why the hell are you going then?" . " Well " said John " Jim gets the chance to drive the car!!!"
Jun 12, 2013 16:57:40 #
Jun 13, 2013 06:07:19 #
Jun 13, 2013 08:18:12 #
Very funny, but what about the other twins? You said TWO siamese twins!
Jun 13, 2013 08:48:55 #
star2344 wrote:
Very funny, but what about the other twins? You said TWO siamese twins!
Your right star, but it Doesn't sound right " one Siamese twin" does it?.
Jun 13, 2013 08:55:26 #
Jun 13, 2013 08:57:08 #
Jun 13, 2013 09:15:12 #
Brian Platt wrote:
Very Droll - we have much better beer than Bud here!
That is a fact. Bud is what a Brit leaves in the loo after drinking good beer.
Jun 13, 2013 14:12:58 #
star2344 wrote:
Just drop the "two" altogehther.
So..What I should have said is " Twin Brothers joined at the hip walked into a bar" and the Barman says are you Siamese Twins? and John sez no were American!!......This isn't going to work star!!
Jun 13, 2013 14:19:03 #
No, I think the best way is to say, "Siamese twins walked into a bar......."
Jun 13, 2013 14:50:37 #
star2344 wrote:
No, I think the best way is to say, "Siamese twins walked into a bar......."
And John says to his brother "will you watch where were going!!"
Jun 13, 2013 17:11:41 #
Brian Platt wrote:
Very Droll - we have much better beer than Bud here!
You may have better beer, but how would one know drinking it warm?
Jun 14, 2013 13:34:13 #
That is a fallacy good beer is kept at cellar temperature of about 6 degrees centigrade. Too cold and it freezes your taste buds. Beer was invented to sterilise dodger water with the alcohol in it!
Jun 14, 2013 14:04:58 #
Brian Platt wrote:
That is a fallacy good beer is kept at cellar temperature of about 6 degrees centigrade. Too cold and it freezes your taste buds. Beer was invented to sterilise dodger water with the alcohol in it!
42 fahrenheit is about 8 degrees too warm.
Jun 14, 2013 15:47:12 #
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