A man who died and went to hell: This is a story about a man who died and went to hell when he got down there he was greeted by one of Satan's servants and he was informed that he was...

sourdough58 Loc: Maine

This is a story about a man who died and went to hell when he got down there he was greeted by one of Satan's servants and he was informed that he was going to have to decide where he would spend eternity in hell, He agreed that he would make that decision so the servant led the man down a long long long dark corridor and then they came to a heavy wooden door with a little window in it, so servant said take a look do you think is this where you would like to spend eternity?

The man looked through the little window and is far as he could see where people standing on their heads on a cement floor, That looks terrible I dont want to spend eternity standing on my head on a cement floor. What else do you have? Come with me Ill show you the next area replied the servant, they walked for what seemed like days and finally they came to another door with a little window in it, Take a look in here, Is this the place you want to spend eternity replied the servant ?

Well the man looked through the little window and what he saw was a room twice the size of the room he saw before and everyone was standing on their heads but this was a wooden floor the man replied well the wooden floor looks much better than the cement floor but I want to see what else you have available so they walked for miles down this long corridor finally they came to another door with the little window it it,

The servant shows the man through the window and what he saw was absolutely disgusting this room was 10 times larger than any of the other rooms and it was full of sewer as far as he could see there were people standing upright and drinking coffee, This place looks absolutely disgusting . but I do like coffee ...... I think Ill take this room for eternity, very well and the servant unlocked the massive door and let him in.. he walked down the stairs and waded out into an empty area in the sewer immediately servants appeared with coffee.. he drank his 1st cup and then 2nd And was half way through his 3rd cup when all of a sudden over the loudspeaker came this announcement Coffee break is over ... everyone BACK on your HEADS 

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

sourdough58 wrote:

This is a story about a man who died and went to hell when he got down there he was greeted by one of Satan's servants and he was informed that he was going to have to decide where he would spend eternity in hell, He agreed that he would make that decision so the servant led the man down a long long long dark corridor and then they came to a heavy wooden door with a little window in it, so servant said take a look do you think is this where you would like to spend eternity?

The man looked through the little window and is far as he could see where people standing on their heads on a cement floor, That looks terrible I dont want to spend eternity standing on my head on a cement floor. What else do you have? Come with me Ill show you the next area replied the servant, they walked for what seemed like days and finally they came to another door with a little window in it, Take a look in here, Is this the place you want to spend eternity replied the servant ?

Well the man looked through the little window and what he saw was a room twice the size of the room he saw before and everyone was standing on their heads but this was a wooden floor the man replied well the wooden floor looks much better than the cement floor but I want to see what else you have available so they walked for miles down this long corridor finally they came to another door with the little window it it,

The servant shows the man through the window and what he saw was absolutely disgusting this room was 10 times larger than any of the other rooms and it was full of sewer as far as he could see there were people standing upright and drinking coffee, This place looks absolutely disgusting . but I do like coffee ...... I think Ill take this room for eternity, very well and the servant unlocked the massive door and let him in.. he walked down the stairs and waded out into an empty area in the sewer immediately servants appeared with coffee.. he drank his 1st cup and then 2nd And was half way through his 3rd cup when all of a sudden over the loudspeaker came this announcement Coffee break is over ... everyone BACK on your HEADS 

This is a story about a man who died and went to h... (show quote)

I heard that joke in 1957. :D

sourdough58 Loc: Maine

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jerryc41 wrote:

I heard that joke in 1957. :D

I was 5 years old in 57. hope you enjoyed seeing it again.