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Jun 11, 2013 09:39:50   #
Prospector 51 Loc: Mountains, East Tennessee
 
I'm sure you've all heard the saying "I think, therefore I am." I prefer "I suppose, therefore I might be." :D

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Jun 11, 2013 10:01:24   #
nitrophil Loc: Dayton, Ohio
 
I think, therefore, I am, I think!

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Jun 11, 2013 10:03:31   #
Frost Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
Very funny.!!!

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Jun 11, 2013 10:09:21   #
Mason Jar Loc: Mason, OH
 
Wahawk wrote:
He 'used' to, then he found Canon!


I bought a Canon cause "The devil made me do it!"

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Jun 11, 2013 10:14:40   #
lexstgo Loc: Houston, TX
 
Mason Jar wrote:
I bought a Canon cause "The devil made me do it!"


So the Nikon sales person made you do it? Now I know the truth... I should have taken the blue pill.

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Jun 11, 2013 10:20:31   #
radiumjohn Loc: Pulaski, Virginia, USA
 
STVest wrote:
This entire web site is really just a conspiracy perpetrated by the manufacturers of photographic equipment, isn’t it? All of you so-called members are really just a handful of employees of this conspiracy, aren’t you?

It’s not enough that I have BEGUN my journey with a DSLR and more glass than any sane person would buy before even learning all the functions of the camera, is it? Oh, no! NOW you have to go and start praising all the qualities of the Canon SX50! So, I tell my husband, “They’re trying to talk me into buying another camera”; and I proceed to sing the praises I’ve been reading. “Buy that one for me”, he replies. There I am, sitting at the computer, only a few keystrokes away from Amazon – and he tells me to buy something! Well, Father’s Day is this coming Sunday, and I have not yet bought anything for the kids to give their Dad. You know what happened. Don’t pretend you have any doubt about it. His diabetes causes nearly constant visual impairment. He’ll play with it for about 15 minutes before figuring out that on this camera also, he can’t see through the viewfinder or see its LCD screen. And then what will become of the camera?

I’ve got GAS. I’ve got GAS BAD! And it’s because of all that you so-called “members” have been feeding me!

Is there a twelve-step program for this?

By the way, the camera should be delivered Wednesday. Should I wait until Sunday to give it to him?
This entire web site is really just a conspiracy p... (show quote)


Aim to be the perfect photographer. You will never be the perfect photographer nor find that perfect camera, but you will find some great friends on UHH.

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Jun 11, 2013 10:26:05   #
William Kemp Loc: Letts, Iowa
 
I used to be like that but limited by my budget until one year while watching the Quad Cities Air Show and happily taking pictures another guy made little of my older 35 mm camera and the lens I was using. He pointed out his new state of the art mega fast lens. Then I realized we were both standing in the middle of an air field in bright sunlight on a cloudless day. His big bucks high speed camera was only much heavier than my camera and lens. He missed many shots because he was resting his arms. I laughed all the way home.

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Jun 11, 2013 10:41:30   #
ggttc Loc: TN
 
GC wrote:
Don't forget, the 12 steps begin by finding GOD, and he shots with a NIKON!


Actually, the first step is admitting that you are powerless over Amazon.

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Jun 11, 2013 10:44:07   #
kingofhearts Loc: wilm. ma
 
yes, i am not real. i'm a figure of this computers imagination. i have been programmed to respond to the posts of the non believer such as yourself. buy the camera you want and when he's done trying to look though the viewfinder and puts it down you have the camera you want. learn to use it (before the next model comes out) and use it well and never mind the golf clubs. that's another website to join they are not real either.

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Jun 11, 2013 10:45:20   #
jvo Loc: left coast of the east coast
 
BUSTED!!!! :hunf:

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Jun 11, 2013 10:56:44   #
yhtomit Loc: Port Land. Oregon
 
Damn! She's on to us.

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Jun 11, 2013 10:57:40   #
Irontruck Loc: Phoenix, AZ
 
Sounds like all of you are "canon" fodder today!

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Jun 11, 2013 11:15:00   #
HOHIMER
 
STVest wrote:
This entire web site is really just a conspiracy perpetrated by the manufacturers of photographic equipment, isn’t it? All of you so-called members are really just a handful of employees of this conspiracy, aren’t you?

It’s not enough that I have BEGUN my journey with a DSLR and more glass than any sane person would buy before even learning all the functions of the camera, is it? Oh, no! NOW you have to go and start praising all the qualities of the Canon SX50! So, I tell my husband, “They’re trying to talk me into buying another camera”; and I proceed to sing the praises I’ve been reading. “Buy that one for me”, he replies. There I am, sitting at the computer, only a few keystrokes away from Amazon – and he tells me to buy something! Well, Father’s Day is this coming Sunday, and I have not yet bought anything for the kids to give their Dad. You know what happened. Don’t pretend you have any doubt about it. His diabetes causes nearly constant visual impairment. He’ll play with it for about 15 minutes before figuring out that on this camera also, he can’t see through the viewfinder or see its LCD screen. And then what will become of the camera?

I’ve got GAS. I’ve got GAS BAD! And it’s because of all that you so-called “members” have been feeding me!

Is there a twelve-step program for this?

By the way, the camera should be delivered Wednesday. Should I wait until Sunday to give it to him?
This entire web site is really just a conspiracy p... (show quote)


Yes we do exist. UHH apparatchiks all, forever!

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Jun 11, 2013 11:35:31   #
hamtrack Loc: Omaha NE
 
I heard a rumor that the Hog is being investigated by NSA, IRS, EPA, DLJ, GSA, ICE and SGT Schultz, for questionable conspiracy of telling it like it is. And I have done nothing wrong but I take the 5th just in case.

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Jun 11, 2013 11:40:55   #
tnhillbilly62 Loc: Duffield VA
 
I don't work for anyone these days except myself. This site is a great place to get good info on any photography question you may have.

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