Life's Truths
Jun 2, 2013 16:19:56 #
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Jun 2, 2013 19:32:29 #
sab2101 wrote:
I think they are all true
12 Don't fart in a space suit.
I once farted in a lift I was told it was wrong on so many levels
Jun 2, 2013 20:26:16 #
We had a litter of kittens born in the garage and they all got fleas. That was a fun flea bath.
Jun 3, 2013 09:19:51 #
wonkytripod wrote:
12 Don't fart in a space suit.
I once farted in a lift I was told it was wrong on so many levels
I once farted in a lift I was told it was wrong on so many levels
An elevator smells different to a midget!!!
Jun 3, 2013 14:10:08 #
Jun 3, 2013 23:57:59 #
When I left home, my mom told me:
Never play cards with a man named "Doc";
Never eat at a place called "Mom's";
Never date a woman who has more tattoos than you (a REAL problem these days);
Never argue with a woman who has a gun (found out through bitter experience this applies to umbrellas and other objects as well);
Never eat anything larger than your head;
Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.
Never play cards with a man named "Doc";
Never eat at a place called "Mom's";
Never date a woman who has more tattoos than you (a REAL problem these days);
Never argue with a woman who has a gun (found out through bitter experience this applies to umbrellas and other objects as well);
Never eat anything larger than your head;
Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.
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