stevenelson Loc: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma

NEW POISONOUS SPIDER IN THE UNITED STATES

A spider bite...please read............ And you thought the brown recluse was bad!

Three women in North Florida, turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma.

Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths.
The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.

The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom.

That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat.
Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider.

The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere.
Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia, changing planes in Singapore, before returning home.
He did not visit (Olive Garden), while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock.
Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India.
The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India, and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes!
It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country. So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life!
And please pass this on to everyone you care about.

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JohnM Loc: Springfield, Illinois

HOAX

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Boy, snopes ruins so many good stories!

Mercer Loc: Houston, TX, USA

would it be possible for you to send this (including photo) via email to helmsmer@gmail.com? I hope to forward the info to everyone on my list, with special emphasis on friends in the Southeastern US>

Thanks, Mercer

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

That photo doesn't really give an idea of the size of the spider, does it? What's that orange thing, and how big is it?

You know this is a hoax, right?

stevenelson Loc: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma

I am glad. That spider sounded mean!! What a good story though.

stevenelson Loc: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma

Snopes is a party pooper. Danged it. And just when I thought I was posting something good.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Just as with camera prices, if it sounds too good... :D

stevenelson Loc: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma

If you still want it I can do it. Let me know.

ecobin Loc: Paoli, PA

I was just about to give up on retiring to Florida - my wife won't go to Florida anyway.

nitrophil Loc: Dayton, Ohio

False alarm

See: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/telamonia.asp

:roll:

lovesphotos Loc: Colorado and Arizona

Is that an exclamation point on the back of the spider? :!:

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

No. It's one of the two stripes on this two-striped telemonia. The other one is invisible.

Mercer Loc: Houston, TX, USA

I'm easy, and will believe anything. Good one!