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Mar 9, 2013 23:11:30 #
I have just heard the ULTIMATE "Photographer's Joke"...it is hilarious! It deals with a photographer, his tripod, an Organ Grinders monkey, and a Tightrope Walker's Mom.
But, I'm kinda new here and am not sure whether this joke has ever been posted here. Being the kind and gentle soul that I am, I certainly wouldn't want to offend any one who becomes totally unwound when anything is posted here that has EVER been posted before. I wouldn't want to send anyone into anaphylatic shock by sinfully posting something that....well, you know.
Pax, Bro....
But, I'm kinda new here and am not sure whether this joke has ever been posted here. Being the kind and gentle soul that I am, I certainly wouldn't want to offend any one who becomes totally unwound when anything is posted here that has EVER been posted before. I wouldn't want to send anyone into anaphylatic shock by sinfully posting something that....well, you know.
Pax, Bro....
Mar 9, 2013 23:20:08 #
Mar 10, 2013 06:24:24 #
Mar 10, 2013 06:27:59 #
Batman wrote:
I have just heard the ULTIMATE "Photographer'... (show quote)
Yep, we've had this before, only it was a tightrope walker's auntie originally. Think about it - the punchline would not work if it was his mom!
Mar 10, 2013 07:24:49 #
Malcolm B
Loc: Leicester (UK)
Batman, you certainly won't be the first to repeat something that has been posted previously. I have noticed that once something good is posted once, it will get reposted at least once more within the next couple of weeks if not more.
Give it a go.
Give it a go.
Mar 10, 2013 07:53:54 #
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Mar 10, 2013 13:36:29 #
Go for it Batman. Some of us are new or relatively new to the hog. I for one don't mind if jokes are repeated. If I recognize it, I just pass it over or read the comments. Sometimes they are just as funny or lead to other jokes. :)
Mar 10, 2013 13:55:30 #
Because of the inherent delicacy of the situation, I decided to err on the side of cowardice and try to avoid stirring up the Trolls by 'sanitizing' this hilarious joke by changing the highly suggestive character of "The Tightrope-Walkers Auntie" to "Tightrope-Walkers Mom". This should make the hilarious joke more acceptable for telling in 'mixed-up' company'.
In those immoral words of Field-Marshal Pierre Grenouille,
"Nous nous rendons deja!"
(If I should receive posted assurances from each of the Trolls that they'll be kind and gentle I might consider posting this hilarious Photography joke on this site.I have a very low pain threshold.)
The joke IS hilarious...
In those immoral words of Field-Marshal Pierre Grenouille,
"Nous nous rendons deja!"
(If I should receive posted assurances from each of the Trolls that they'll be kind and gentle I might consider posting this hilarious Photography joke on this site.I have a very low pain threshold.)
The joke IS hilarious...
Mar 10, 2013 14:01:25 #
You know how to keep an audience in suspense you b*$7@;d! Hope it's worth it.
Mar 10, 2013 15:14:34 #
Batman wrote:
Because of the inherent delicacy of the situation,... (show quote)
Batman is really batgirl cause he has no balls!!!!
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Mar 10, 2013 17:18:21 #
melismus
Loc: Chesapeake Bay Country
C'mon, let's hear it. We can do our own editing for different audiences.
Mar 10, 2013 17:48:37 #
Batman wrote:
Because of the inherent delicacy of the situation,... (show quote)
I agree that this is one of the funniest (and cleverest) jokes to appear on this forum, but I believe that you are selling it seriously short by considering using the "mom" rather than the "aunt" version. As I said before, I don't think "Mom" works properly and let's be honest, we are all adults here and can take the original version, even if it needs some editing.
Mar 10, 2013 18:20:03 #
treehugger
Loc: Eastern Idaho Highlands
Batman, That is funny..................You know what I mean..........
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