Hawknest Loc: South Georgia

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK



I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

A 1 lb. package of bacon.



As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a

drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the

cashier.



While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly

stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this

proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I

was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw

nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have

tipped off the drunk to my marital status.



Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what,

you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The

drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

neilds37 Loc: Port Angeles, WA

Sure glad I had just swallowed the coffee before I read the last line...

jadeast Loc: Virginia

There went the keyboard again, Glad I had a spare!

davidk Loc: Winchester, VA, USA

Now, THAT'S funny !!!!

lobo-1 Loc: New Park,Pa

Now,I didn't say you had a face that would stop a clock.What I said was,when I look at you ,time stands still.

heyrob Loc: Western Washington

HEY! I resemble that! :mrgreen:

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

damn, you must really be ugly

heyrob Loc: Western Washington

Hey the picture is there for the world to see! :lol: