NO Speak English
A German woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town.The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you Thinking?
Her husband speaks English .... hellooo!
I worry about you Sometimes!
He's back !
Welcome home Sarge.
BTW.... I thought I did good getting to Pittsburgh 1:45 minutes before I took off from Tokyo. But then, we didn't have a jet crossing the big pond. How is your jet-lag? Looks like your jokes are back, how about the rest of you?
Al FR-153 wrote:
He's back !
Welcome home Sarge.
BTW.... I thought I did good getting to Pittsburgh 1:45 minutes before I took off from Tokyo. But then, we didn't have a jet crossing the big pond. How is your jet-lag? Looks like your jokes are back, how about the rest of you?
I am sleepy during the day and maybe nap an hour or so. THen into bed at 10pm and wake up faithfully at 0300. Today was 2:05 and up for an hour and slept again until 6:30. Hopefully in a few days I can regain my sleeping from 10pm to 5am or so.
Sarge69
Hey Sarge! I read your joke in good faith, and YOU tricked me! Haha :lol: :lol:
Welcome home, it's good to know you're back safe!
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