I just decided what to get the little lady for Valentines Day.
Crimson Red - hides blood
I once bought a fishing pole for the wife on her birthday (she asked for it). When checking out the cashier asked if I was going fishing, I told her what it was for, she then asked, "Is that all your getting her?". When I replied, that I was getting her a card also. I got THE look. Not only from her but the two ladies behind me in the line. :D
rolf wrote:
A new ironing board cover! Any thoughts on a color?
I'd go with a padded one, so when she hits you with the ironing board it might not hurt as much.
Black @ blue comes to mind...
rolf wrote:
A new ironing board cover! Any thoughts on a color?
She is lucky I get nothing
I offered to take my wife out to dinner for Valentines's Day. She said "Sure. As long as you take me somewhere I haven't been in years." I suggested the kitchen.
(The Doctor says my cranial swelling will go down soon.)
My grandfather showed me the scar above his left ear and said, boy, don't give them a broom for an anniversary present.
He showed me the scar above his left eyebrow and said, boy, don't give an iron for an anniversary present.
Grandpa went on with his story for a while and said, boy, you just don't give them anything that will hurt you, if they don't like it they will just hit you with it.
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