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Nov 24, 2011 10:44:38   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
You must be loaded. When I loose camera equipment or cell phones I'm usually P***ed. :lol: I'm so bad about jumping in the pool with the phone or laying it on the deck and it getting splashed I just take out the card and put it in a cheap Wallyworld phone. Don't need all the bells and whistles on a telephone.

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Nov 24, 2011 12:33:22   #
Blue Skies Loc: Eastern Shore of MD
 
1975,Sequoia Natl. park headquarters parking lot, tent full of cooking odors tied on roof of car. Couple in VW camper parked next to us. I had just been taking a shot with long telephoto lens on camera. Big black bear ambles up and climbs right up on the hood of our car about 10 inches in front of our faces. Bear starts tearing at our tent, I roll down window and scream obsenities at bear, roll window back up, frantically try to change lenses. When I finally get the tele off the camera and got another lense on the bear is ambling away. No picture except bear footprints on the hood of car. To top it off. the poor folks in the VW next door were trying to get a great shot of the whole mess and had just taken their last shot on a roll of 36 and in their haste to put in a new roll of film, opened the back of the camera before rewinding, thus ruining 36 pictures they had jut taken. So, they got nothing and lost 36. My wife and I had a big laugh, but not in the presence of the VW couple. They were not amused.

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Nov 24, 2011 12:44:31   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
I guess the tent had plenty of ventilation that night! :lol:

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Nov 24, 2011 23:26:23   #
lindysuewho
 
Of course I was pissed. But it was pretty damn funny. After I got out of the water I needed to walk on the beach just to cool off. Unfortunately I had on knit caoris that held a ton of water and were falling down.

The phone was done for. The camera shot like it had a cataract for months. I kept putting it in rice and eventually it dried out.


pounder35 wrote:
You must be loaded. When I loose camera equipment or cell phones I'm usually P***ed. :lol: I'm so bad about jumping in the pool with the phone or laying it on the deck and it getting splashed I just take out the card and put it in a cheap Wallyworld phone. Don't need all the bells and whistles on a telephone.

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Nov 25, 2011 19:04:10   #
JC56 Loc: Lake St.Louis mo.
 
I saw some great eagle shots...........jumped out of the car and forgot to leave it in park..........my wife and car went over a small cliff and landed in the mississippi......thank God the water was down and we have aaa. Wife and car are fine...... God is still laughing.........aaa canceled me.

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Nov 25, 2011 19:57:10   #
Country's Mama Loc: Michigan
 
JC56 wrote:
I saw some great eagle shots...........jumped out of the car and forgot to leave it in park..........my wife and car went over a small cliff and landed in the mississippi......thank God the water was down and we have aaa. Wife and car are fine...... God is still laughing.........aaa canceled me.


Did your wife keep you? LOL at least you have a good story to tell, your wife has an even better one.

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Nov 25, 2011 21:45:37   #
JC56 Loc: Lake St.Louis mo.
 
yes....... but she refuses to go on eagle shoots.

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Nov 25, 2011 22:19:40   #
jacksdvds Loc: Ft. Mohave, AZ
 
Not supposed to SHOOT eagles anyway. LOL

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Nov 25, 2011 22:35:22   #
JC56 Loc: Lake St.Louis mo.
 
jacksdvds wrote:
Not supposed to SHOOT eagles anyway. LOL


Why not..........They taste like Spotted Owl (okay thats a joke I don't even own a gun)

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Nov 25, 2011 22:44:57   #
DK Loc: SD
 
Love the humor!!

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Nov 26, 2011 00:21:23   #
JC56 Loc: Lake St.Louis mo.
 
DK wrote:
Love the humor!!


If you love humor....you will really love Spotted Owl.....Deep Fried Spotted Owl and Snail Darter Stuffing.....doesn't get any better than that!!

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Nov 26, 2011 01:17:54   #
Dunatic
 
saside wrote:
I head over to the 4th st bridge just before sunset with the idea of longe exposure time to capture car lights in motion. I also wanted to use a low angle so the lights would be in the middle of the frame. So I lay flat on the ground belly down put my camera on top of my bag to keep it stable. I'm at my 2nd to last spot on the sidewalk. A firetruck with his emergency lights flashing is coming up the road towards mecoming into the shot. Wow my lucky day! I press the shutter, 3 seconds later it closes. Thats when I become aware of a car engine running behind me. I thought thats odd theres no place for a car to stop on the bridge. I get up turn around, there's a cop car with two cops lights flashing. I say hey whats going on? Oh we got a call about a dead guy on the bridge.... I thought the pictures turned out good, but one firetruck, one ambulance, and 3 cops cars made my day! Talk about post production adrenaline... dead photographer walking....
I head over to the 4th st bridge just before sunse... (show quote)


Wow, I had to laugh when I read this...dead photographer walking...

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Nov 26, 2011 01:22:29   #
Dunatic
 
pounder35 wrote:
I don't know if this has been addressed before but thought it might be fun. Send in your worst/ funniest shooting experiences. I'll start with a situation from yesterday.
I'm waiting late in the day to get a shot of a grist mill with the light getting low so I can take the shot with a really low shutter speed. I see the angle I want but I've got to get below a waterfall to set up my tripod and camera. If anyone knows how slick soapstone is you'll love this. As I approach the "bank" covered with leaves and trying to figure out how to get lower, gravity took over and I slid about 20 ft. down the soapstone into the creek. Fortunately I stood up in ankle deep water. A skinned elbow and a little dirt on the camera, tripod, and bag but the equipment didn't get wet. Can't say the same for my Nike's. Since my shoes were already wet I thought what the hell and wandered up and down the creek to find a good angle. I was losing light rapidly and decided is was time to go. Guess what? No easy exit. Solid soapstone downstream and a dam upstream. NO WAY OUT. There was a tree I could reach almost horizontal from the edge of the creek. Managed to grab a limb which broke off and almost sent me back in the water. I threw the tripod up as far up as I could and put the camera and bag over my neck instead of over the shoulder. After several attempts to use the tree as help for my exit I realized that wasn't going to work. Getting darker. I have my cell phone and consider calling family or 911 but that would be too embarrising. After walking down stream and finding no exit (now the water is about to get waist deep) I went back toward the dam. Finally managed to crawl up the soapstone bank after basically tossing the camera and bag up into some leaves. Went home wet, dirty, and one sorry photo to show for the effort. But, I'm going back to get the shots. More prepared this time.
I don't know if this has been addressed before but... (show quote)


Thanks for starting this thread...It put me in a good mood reading everyone's experiences. Cheryl

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Nov 26, 2011 09:26:17   #
Country's Mama Loc: Michigan
 
I think this should be on going and everyone just add as they happen LOL

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Nov 26, 2011 09:32:37   #
DK Loc: SD
 
Around here, the Topeka Shiner fits right in. Maybe we could make a stew out of all of them.

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