pipesgt Loc: Central Florida

I served in the Navy, a long time ago. A lot of people can relate to this.

Then - If you smoked,you had an ashtray on your desk.
Now - If you smoke, you get sent outside and treated like a leper, if you're lucky.
Then - Mail took weeks to come to the ship.
Now - Every time you get near land, there's a mob topside to see if their cell phones work.
Then - If you left the ship it was in Blues or Whites, even in home port.
Now - The only time you wear Blues or Whites is for ceremonies.
Then - You wore bell bottoms everywhere on the ship.
Now - bell bottoms are gone and 14 year-old girls wear them everywhere.
Then - You wore a Dixie cup all day, with every uniform.
Now - It's not required and you have a choice of different hats.
Then - If you said "damn", people knew you were annoyed and avoided you.
Now - If you say "damn" you'd better be talking about a hydro electric plant.
Then - The Ships Office yeoman had a typewriter on his desk for doing daily reports.
Now - Everyone has a computer with Internet access and they wonder why no work is getting done.
Then - We painted pictures of pretty girls on airplanes to remind us of home.
Now - We put the real thing in the cockpit.
Then - Your girlfriend was at home, praying you would return alive.
Now - She is on the same ship, praying your condom worked.
Then - If you got drunk off duty, your buddies would take you back to the ship so you could sleep it off.
Now - If you get drunk off duty, they slap you in rehab and ruin your career.
Then Canteens were made out of steel and you could heat coffee or hot Chocolate in them.
Now - Canteens are made of plastic, you can't heat them because they'll melt, and anything inside always tastes like plastic.
Then - Our top officers were professional sailors first. They commanded respect.
Now - Our top officers are politicians first. They beg not to be given a wedgie.
Then - They collected enemy intelligence and analyzed it.
Now - They collect our pee and analyze it.
Then - If you didn't act right, they'd put you on extra duty until you straightened up.
Now - If you don't act right, they start a paper trail that follows you forever.
Then - Medals were awarded to heroes who saved lives at the risk of their own.
Now - Medals are awarded to people who show up for work most of the time.
Then - You slept in a barracks, like a soldier.
Now - You sleep in a dormitory, like a college kid.
Then - You ate in a Mess Hall or Galley. It was free and you could have all the food you wanted.
Now - You eat in a Dining Facility. Every slice of bread or pat of butter costs, and you can only have one.
Then - If you wanted to relax, you went to the Rec Center, played pool, smoked and drank beer.
Now -You go to the Community Center and can still play pool, maybe.
Then - If you wanted a quarter beer and conversation, you could go to the Chief's or Officers' Club.
Now - The beer will cost you three dollars and someone is watching to see how much you drink.
Then - The Exchange had bargains for sailors who didn't make much money.
Now - You can get better merchandise and cheaper at Wal-Mart.
Then - If an Admiral wanted to make a presentation, he scribbled down some notes and a YN spent an hour preparing charts.
Now - The Admiral has his entire staff spending days preparing a Power Point Presentation.
Then - We called the enemy things like "Commie Bastards" and "Reds" because we didn't like them.
Now - We call the enemy things like "Opposing Forces" and "Aggressors or Insurgents" so we won't offend them.
Then - We declared victory when the enemy was dead and all his things were broken.
Now - We declare victory when the enemy says he is sorry and won't do it again.
Then - A commander would put his butt on the line to protect his people.
Now - A commander will put his people on the line to protect his butt.

Thank God I was in the "Old Navy." And proud of it.

RacerDan Loc: Virden Illinois

Then - the judge told the kid go in he Navy or go to jail.
USN 7/57 to 7/61 and a judge didn't make me join.

traveler90712 Loc: Lake Worth, Fl.

So True, so true.
1960 - 1980
Contractor to Navy and Air Force 1982 - 2011

IT AIN'T THIS MANS NAVY ANYMORE

willet

Amen to all of the above...........................

jjwright71 Loc: Lubbock,Tx

jjwright71 Loc: Lubbock,Tx

bet they dont bust your butt at davy jones locker when you cross the center line any more either,HAR!

photopop44 Loc: Roun Drock, Texas

I was in that "Old Navy", '62-'67, that was part of the old America. Those of us who lived then thought that those times and values were better because we either made them or inherited them from ancestors that we respected. Today's tecnology and associated values come from a new generation that value both as they create them. Are they better? those of us who lived the old values of respect don't seem to think so.

papayanirvana Loc: Kauai

unfortunately... the old days will always seem better

you were younger, stronger and full of energy and the exuberance of youth- of course they were better.

(but, I bet a lot less lung cancer in today's Navy)

treehugger Loc: Eastern Idaho Highlands

A great observation.....

USN Ret. 1959 - 1980

Popeye Loc: LifIno

Sure do miss those days.


USN RT. 1965 - 1986

ragman101

Was in the Navy 1959-1980 I think it all started with z-grams and has been going down into the depths ever since.

UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA

Glad I was there 62 - 68, a mans navy.

jjwright71 Loc: Lubbock,Tx

usn retired 1957

farnsworth52 Loc: W. Pa.

Learned my trade from a bunch of old WWII sub sailors. Fought hard played hard and had values that I don't see any longer. I still think it all went down the tubes when Zumwalt took over and then Richover lost his power--it's been sliding ever since then. Hell they can't even keep from running into things that are as big as a ferry. Women in subs well that will prove itself later,but I'm glad it didn't happen while I was there

UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA

Your right there, it's not my Navy!