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Jan 9, 2013 23:53:19   #
Danilo Loc: Las Vegas
 
Well, it is not a pretty story....about 200 dead crows near Worcester, Mass and there was concern for Avian Flu.

They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact.

The city then hired a Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.

When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out Crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."

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Jan 10, 2013 00:30:04   #
tschmath Loc: Los Angeles
 
Danilo wrote:
Well, it is not a pretty story....about 200 dead crows near Worcester, Mass and there was concern for Avian Flu.

They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact.

The city then hired a Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.

When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out Crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
Well, it is not a pretty story....about 200 dead c... (show quote)


Major groan!!!!!

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Jan 10, 2013 00:38:27   #
Horseart Loc: Alabama
 
Danilo wrote:
Well, it is not a pretty story....about 200 dead crows near Worcester, Mass and there was concern for Avian Flu.

They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact.

The city then hired a Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.

When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out Crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
Well, it is not a pretty story....about 200 dead c... (show quote)


You are soooooo bad! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 10, 2013 00:55:35   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
And the sheep nearby said, "baaad!!"

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Jan 10, 2013 03:39:20   #
Danilo Loc: Las Vegas
 
I've played to some tough audiences, but...

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Jan 10, 2013 04:00:12   #
jadeast Loc: Virginia
 
Danilo wrote:
I've played to some tough audiences, but...


When you perform, you play to the house you've got!

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Jan 10, 2013 04:25:00   #
Horseart Loc: Alabama
 
Danilo wrote:
I've played to some tough audiences, but...


Awwww, it's OK, at least it was clean.

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Jan 10, 2013 07:38:58   #
ace-mt Loc: Montana
 
I had to chuckle.

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Jan 10, 2013 07:59:21   #
cockney greg Loc: London E17
 
I liked it..........like the crows I didn't see it coming.

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Jan 10, 2013 08:14:06   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
cockney greg wrote:
I liked it..........like the crows I didn't see it coming.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 10, 2013 09:37:08   #
skidooman Loc: Minnesota
 
That was a long way to go Danilo,,,but it got a laugh from me :) Love good humor.

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Jan 10, 2013 11:20:08   #
farmerjim Loc: Rugby, England
 
Thought you might like this.
One Irishman who got fed up with the crows making holes in his bagged silage.
Classic!



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Jan 10, 2013 13:24:22   #
Remoman Loc: Someplace Remote Near LA
 
There was a TV show called, "Just Shoot Me"
Please do.

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Jan 10, 2013 15:06:57   #
krgatlgm Loc: Las Vegas, Nv
 
I cannot spell groan with enough emphasis!!!! Thanks for sharing though, I loved it.....

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Jan 10, 2013 15:16:19   #
Brian46 Loc: Standish,Maine
 
Danilo wrote:
Well, it is not a pretty story....about 200 dead crows near Worcester, Mass and there was concern for Avian Flu.

They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact.

The city then hired a Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.

When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out Crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
Well, it is not a pretty story....about 200 dead c... (show quote)


good one !!!! :thumbup:

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