Oh....Really ?
Dec 31, 2012 07:32:48 #
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is .
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Sarge69
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is .
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Sarge69
Jan 1, 2013 07:59:12 #
Jan 1, 2013 08:06:08 #
Jan 1, 2013 09:05:19 #
It's amazing how poorly headline writers check their work! Brilliant collection.
Jan 1, 2013 10:42:05 #
Sarge, never at a lose for words. We are so lucky, especially our tear-ducts when we laugh this hard
Jan 1, 2013 12:51:24 #
HaHaHa! =D Especially liked the cold wave one. Precisely what i needed after a couple of days of irritating the hell outta agnostics and leading gun control advocates to the conclusion I should be shot! How ya liking the winter weather down there?
Jan 1, 2013 12:56:56 #
cudakite wrote:
HaHaHa! =D Especially liked the cold wave one. Precisely what i needed after a couple of days of irritating the hell outta agnostics and leading gun control advocates to the conclusion I should be shot! How ya liking the winter weather down there?
Winter weather is great. Last night at New Years Eve party in downtown Ft Myers, they blocked off 2 or 3 blocks for drinking, dancing and music in the streets. Police just watch folks walk by with open containers. Bars had outside stands for drinks and shots.
Shot pants, tropical shirt and my lady at my side was great.
Sarge69
Jan 1, 2013 13:41:57 #
I hope the shots weren't from a gun... I hope they were from a camera...
Jan 1, 2013 14:36:23 #
Pepsiman wrote:
I hope the shots weren't from a gun... I hope they were from a camera...
Lol! Me too. =O
Jan 1, 2013 15:52:00 #
Shot were like Johnny Walker, Crown Royal, Jim Bean and other relatives of mine.
Sarge69
Sarge69
Jan 1, 2013 16:29:35 #
And these folks are running loose without supervision and getting paid. LMAO
Harvey
Harvey
Jan 1, 2013 16:33:29 #
Ya - a great time in the streets by the "Snow Birds" - nothing like "Winter Break". I miss my Cancun winters.
Harvey
Harvey
sarge69 wrote:
quote=cudakite HaHaHa! =D Especially liked the co... (show quote)
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