That's the heading of an ad in today's newspaper. I didn't read it, but I can imagine.
1. Rob a bank.
2. Embezzle from your employer.
3. Blackmail a rich person.
4. Start a Ponzi scheme.
5. Print your own money.
6. Insider trading on the stock market.
7. (Your suggestion), but remember that referring to pol... will get this sent to The Attic.
If you serve as president of the US for 1 term you're good to retire without any money saved.
BebuLamar wrote:
If you serve as president of the US for 1 term you're good to retire without any money saved.
I think I'll do that the next time around.
jerryc41 wrote:
That's the heading of an ad in today's newspaper. I didn't read it, but I can imagine.
1. Rob a bank.
2. Embezzle from your employer.
3. Blackmail a rich person.
4. Start a Ponzi scheme.
5. Print your own money.
6. Insider trading on the stock market.
7. (Your suggestion), but remember that referring to pol... will get this sent to The Attic.
Jerry!
Similar to the old saying for trading in the stock market: To make a million $ in the stock market, start with 2 million dollars!"
"To retire with $500K, start with 1 million $!"
Be well! Ed
elee950021 wrote:
Jerry!
Similar to the old saying for trading in the stock market: To make a million $ in the stock market, start with 2 million dollars!"
"To retire with $500K, start with 1 million $!"
Be well! Ed
Good one. Or, sell some of your photo gear (or ukuleles).
jerryc41 wrote:
That's the heading of an ad in today's newspaper. I didn't read it, but I can imagine.
1. Rob a bank.
2. Embezzle from your employer.
3. Blackmail a rich person.
4. Start a Ponzi scheme.
5. Print your own money.
6. Insider trading on the stock market.
7. (Your suggestion), but remember that referring to pol... will get this sent to The Attic.
7. Inherit it from a rich family member.
jerryc41 wrote:
That's the heading of an ad in today's newspaper. I didn't read it, but I can imagine.
1. Rob a bank.
2. Embezzle from your employer.
3. Blackmail a rich person.
4. Start a Ponzi scheme.
5. Print your own money.
6. Insider trading on the stock market.
7. (Your suggestion), but remember that referring to pol... will get this sent to The Attic.
Buy a small island and declare it as a country... Then:
Seek assistance from USA. ... And/or... Declare war on the USA, then demand assistance
jerryc41 wrote:
That's the heading of an ad in today's newspaper…….
I plan on taking a walk every day. I should find a penny per day where ever I go. I have found $200.52 since I started this plan. At this rate, it will quite a few years. But I’m in it until I manage to
save/find all that money. It took me several months of saving the water jugs from work.
By not doing any thing illegal I should score big in a few years. Yeah!
Since timing is damn near everything ----
What "IF" you had the 500k or pretty close to it say in 1997 and then invested it & found a way to stay alive & put up with being employed for yet another eight to 10yrs -
This "could" be a true story or "not"
Otherwise, I think you are eating day old Rice Cakes
I’m not really fond of Rice Cakes. I would rather have a bowl of Ramen Noodles
jerryc41 wrote:
I think I'll do that the next time around.
I wasn't born in the USA otherwise I would run.
DougS
Loc: Central Arkansas
Save till it (almost) hurts! I saved like crazy when we were 1st married, in order to build our home. Made something, like $8.00 per hour at the time. I was saving around $1000 per month, and my wife thought I was crazy! I Squeaked when I walked, lol. Still do fairly good, particularly at spending it, lol. In my opinion, the worst thing for a 'budget', is restaurants!
KillroyII wrote:
Buy a small island and declare it as a country... Then:
Seek assistance from USA. ... And/or... Declare war on the USA, then demand assistance
Have you seen the movie, "The Mouse That Roared" which is based on the latter part of your recommendation?
jlg1000
Loc: Uruguay / South America
jerryc41 wrote:
That's the heading of an ad in today's newspaper. I didn't read it, but I can imagine.
1. Rob a bank.
2. Embezzle from your employer.
3. Blackmail a rich person.
4. Start a Ponzi scheme.
5. Print your own money.
6. Insider trading on the stock market.
7. (Your suggestion), but remember that referring to pol... will get this sent to The Attic.
Take a $500k loan. Move to a different country
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