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Apr 21, 2024 09:49:06   #
Mark Sturtevant Loc: Grand Blanc, MI
 
The menu idea is brilliant.
Cheers!

















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Apr 21, 2024 10:56:13   #
Bridges Loc: Memphis, Charleston SC, now Nazareth PA
 
Mark Sturtevant wrote:
The menu idea is brilliant.
Cheers!


Interesting: The ingredient in the bag of Turkey testicles is Chicken testicles! I can see it now -- mom sends her 12-year-old to the store to buy Turkey testicles and comes home with this. The kid gets raked over the coals for getting chicken, not turkey!

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Apr 21, 2024 10:59:02   #
Mark Sturtevant Loc: Grand Blanc, MI
 
Bridges wrote:
Interesting: The ingredient in the bag of Turkey testicles is Chicken testicles! I can see it now -- mom sends her 12-year-old to the store to buy Turkey testicles and comes home with this. The kid gets raked over the coals for getting chicken, not turkey!

I did not notice that! The outrage! The deception !!!

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Apr 21, 2024 11:10:43   #
thomseninc
 
If turkeys really had balls like that you'd think they could fly!

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Apr 21, 2024 11:10:49   #
goofybruce
 
that producer has the balls to mis-label. When I want Turkey, I want TURKEY... (of course, there's a whole string of puns possible.... such as "gobble" them up, 'who clucked up the label', ....

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Apr 21, 2024 11:30:22   #
JustJill Loc: Iowa
 
thomseninc wrote:
If turkeys really had balls like that you'd think they could fly!




OK Mr. Carlson.

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Apr 21, 2024 11:33:43   #
UTMike Loc: South Jordan, UT
 
LMAO!

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Apr 21, 2024 12:56:42   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
Mark Sturtevant wrote:
The menu idea is brilliant.
Cheers!
Excellent as usual.

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Apr 21, 2024 13:16:26   #
SteveFranz Loc: Durham, NC
 
Bridges wrote:
Interesting: The ingredient in the bag of Turkey testicles is Chicken testicles! I can see it now -- mom sends her 12-year-old to the store to buy Turkey testicles and comes home with this. The kid gets raked over the coals for getting chicken, not turkey!


I had some Turkey Fries at a convention in Des Moines, IA back in the 70's. They were delicious, very tender. (I guess they were never used)

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Apr 21, 2024 13:16:36   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
Love the first three!

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Apr 21, 2024 15:15:25   #
JimmyTB
 
Some more good ones Mark

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Apr 21, 2024 15:33:26   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 
❤️ the cat!!!

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Apr 21, 2024 18:10:59   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
thomseninc wrote:
If turkeys really had balls like that you'd think they could fly!


Wild turkeys CAN fly. Domesticated turkeys are dumb enough to drown if they look up while it’s raining. Wild turkeys are smart enough to avoid hunters pretty well. Turkey poults can fly when they are 10 days old and nest in trees from then on. The hens stay on the ground after the poults hatch until they can fly. And they can be fierce.


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Apr 21, 2024 19:05:38   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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Apr 21, 2024 19:28:22   #
Mark Sturtevant Loc: Grand Blanc, MI
 
DirtFarmer wrote:
Wild turkeys CAN fly. ...

I think it's understandable that this is not generally known. Most only know the domestic turkey, and their breast meat has been bred to be massive, tender, and white -- not good meat for flight muscle.

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