charles tabb Loc: Richmond VA.

MURPHY’S FIFTEEN OTHER LAWS !
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well …...night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't .
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it for the other foot.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Moondoggie Loc: Southern California

Very funny!

bobbyjohn Loc: Dallas, TX

It's great to be tall! You always know when it's raining before everyone else.

PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place

Don

Wrinkles Loc: NC

I just bookmarked these. Very funny.

Caribou Loc: St. Louis, MO

cdayton

My favorite has always been “Murphy was an optimist.”

ELNikkor

"Nothing is too hard for those who don't have to do it."

M1911 Loc: DFW Metromess

All measurements will be in the most useless increments known to mankind such as furlongs per lightyear.

Dan' de Bourgogne

A bald man is someone who has grown so quickly that his head is beyond his hair.

Paul Moshay Loc: Los Angeles, CA

TOOOOOO funny!