The Law of Urination
Feb 7, 2024 13:12:15 #
Reuss Griffiths wrote:
Once you see that in your mind's eye, you can't unsee it!
Feb 7, 2024 13:27:04 #
Feb 7, 2024 14:07:27 #
Barre
Loc: Fairfax Co, VA
jerryc41 wrote:
He had some weird songs.
"Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon...riding the pygmy pony".
"Kiss my ora, Dora, right here on the flora...want some mora?"
Note: Zappa never used profanity. He left that to interpretation. He kicked Lowell George out of his band for his continued use of profanity.
Feb 7, 2024 14:13:57 #
Barre wrote:
"Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon...riding the pygmy pony".
"Kiss my ora, Dora, right here on the flora...want some mora?"
Note: Zappa never used profanity. He left that to interpretation. He kicked Lowell George out of his band for his continued use of profanity.
"Kiss my ora, Dora, right here on the flora...want some mora?"
Note: Zappa never used profanity. He left that to interpretation. He kicked Lowell George out of his band for his continued use of profanity.
Now that you bring that up, Zappa was careful and sneaky about talking about nasty or naughty things. Certainly not out front about using open profanity like Metallica or Tool.
Feb 7, 2024 17:30:49 #
Modnar wrote:
Try ‘Sitzpissn’. Sitting down to urinate. Then try gently rocking from side to side. Say 10 to 12 complete rocks.
Hold on while I get a pencil and paper.
Feb 7, 2024 19:02:20 #
TheShoe
Loc: Lacey, WA
Burtzy wrote:
It's very nearly my largest organ now. I probably spend several minutes a day staring down at the big, white porcelain bowl.
It helps some if you have it removed; however, that is a limited op0tion. In the years since, I have noted an age-related slowdown.
Feb 8, 2024 04:27:09 #
Burtzy wrote:
It's very nearly my largest organ now. I probably spend several minutes a day staring down at the big, white porcelain bowl.
👍
Feb 8, 2024 10:40:01 #
Feb 8, 2024 15:21:35 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Way too much information here! 😁
You started it jerry!
Feb 9, 2024 02:52:50 #
this is the sort of factoid which crowds out all the otherwise useful information in your brain ... after a while, you will know the last digit of pi, but you will have forgotten where you put your keys ...
oh, wait, they're right next to my tinfoil hat
oh, wait, they're right next to my tinfoil hat
Feb 9, 2024 08:11:00 #
Ollieboy wrote:
When I write in the snow I make a mess because I stutter.
I absolutely love that.....
Feb 9, 2024 10:22:10 #
Feb 9, 2024 10:23:12 #
SpikeW wrote:
Even in better times past my cursive was illegible.
You're not the only one.
Feb 9, 2024 13:11:09 #
Phil Singer
Loc: Beautiful Downtown Brighton Michigan
Alternative theory of why all these animals in the zoo take the same time: there species have learned the optimum time to spend reviling themselves without getting attacked by a predator.
Feb 10, 2024 15:56:36 #
jerryc41 wrote:
I bet most of you obey "The Law of Urination," with an average time of twenty-one seconds.
"What do you do for a living, daddy?"
https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn24425-universal-law-of-urination-found-in-mammals/
"What do you do for a living, daddy?"
https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn24425-universal-law-of-urination-found-in-mammals/
Could I not be a mammal? 21 seconds how about two minutes. Over 80, hose shrunk, low pressure, and green laser prostate surgery that messed up a valve. Need a plastic pipe just to reach urinal. Now I will have to get a stopwatch.
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