Bmarsh Loc: Bellaire, MI

What do you do or say, when

an innocent child asks you something completely innocent

and they are so serious? These have to be original and

genuine - no adult is this creative.



MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny

replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.

Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you just look in the

back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'


BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer

She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her

frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap

and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder,

the little girl asked, 'How does it know it's me?'


SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups

'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes

my teeth cough.'


DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked,

'How much do I cost?'


MARK (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were

hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his

eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering

in her mouth?'


TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an

elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy

looked at the older lady for a while and then asked

'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'


JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: '

The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee

out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned

to salt.' Concerned, James asked, 'What happened to the flea?'



CHARLOTTE (age 5) was the only young girl taking a karate

course with a class of little boys. One night after a karate

session her father noticed she was limping in pain. When

he asked what was wrong, she replied, 'I think I got kicked

in the nuts.'


This particular Sunday sermon...



'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward

heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face, 'Without

you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that

moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned

over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four- year-

old-girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

NMGal Loc: NE NM

LOL!

Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas

Great collection of kid talk - thanks for sharing.

bikinkawboy Loc: north central Missouri

Little kids can be brutally honest.

joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ

Too funny, loved the karate girl story,😊

olddutch Loc: Beloit, Wisconsin

Beautiful. Thank you.

peterjoseph

Thanks for the laughs.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

pbearperry Loc: Massachusetts

Good ones.

markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ

Thanks! You made my morning!!
Mark

nervous2 Loc: Provo, Utah

Thanks for a big smile with which to start my day!

Barre Loc: Fairfax Co, VA

Precious! Reminds me of the Art Linkletter show

Mustanger Loc: Grants Pass, Oregon USA

Our daughter Tracy was about 4 and in church one Sunday our very long winded Pastor was praying an interminable closing prayer and as he paused to take another breath, her ”AMEN!” Rang out loud and clear! The pastor choked as the congregation exploded in laughter and after regaining his voice said “well I guess we are really done now!”