Well, I'm at the emergency room π©. This morning was not good. I decided to go trail riding .. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, so then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn't stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something, he was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup , so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn't stop! Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster ,Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to ride it again.
alberio wrote:
Well, I'm at the emergency room π©. This morning was not good. I decided to go trail riding .. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, so then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn't stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something, he was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup , so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn't stop! Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster ,Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to ride it again.
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Well, you scared the crap out of me. I was ready to head out to the EW and set up an antibiotic drip to be followed by 2 weeks worth of oral antibiotics and topical anti microbial creams. How dare you ride an untrained steed. Spend all the remaining quarters in your pockets. Stay away from Carousels. You canβt be trusted!
DirtFarmer
Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
You're going to need all those quarters when the ER bill comes in.
alberio wrote:
Well, I'm at the emergency room π©. This morning was not good. I decided to go trail riding .. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, so then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn't stop him, . . .
By the time I got this far I figured it was going to be a joke.
This is the Chit-Chat section, after all. There's a lot of jokes posted here.
DirtFarmer wrote:
You're going to need all those quarters when the ER bill comes in.
ER bill? You're going to need a lot more than quarters.
alberio wrote:
Well, I'm at the emergency room π©. This morning was not good. I decided to go trail riding .. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, so then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn't stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something, he was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup , so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn't stop! Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster ,Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to ride it again.
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Immediately contact an Injury Lawyer. And do not put any quarters in the emergency vehicles you come across.
You had me going!
Thanks for an enjoyable start to the day!
LOL, Alberio, you had going, that was great.
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