FrumCA

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Forced into playing defense following the deadly attacks perpetrated by Hamas, the White House aggressively denied the $6 billion it sent to Iran had anything at all to do with the $6 billion worth of rockets launched into Israel.

"Two completely unrelated amounts of money," said Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre. "While it may be tempting to believe these wild, unsubstantiated conspiracies that we are somehow financing these attacks, the fact is it is entirely coincidental that Hamas fired exactly $6 billion in rockets at Israel immediately after we sent $6 billion to the Iranian government. Those are just two random numbers that just happen to be exactly the same."

Following the Biden administration's controversial decision to send Iran $6 billion as part of a prisoner swap, terrorist organization Hamas launched a large-scale, multi-pronged attack on both Israeli military locations and the civilian population. With the attacks later revealed to have been approved and assisted by Iran, fair-minded people around the world speculated the two situations may, in fact, be related. "Coincidence? No way," said skeptical American Dr. Nate Thomas. "They need to just admit that they screwed up and paid for a horrifically deadly terrorist attack. Denying it just makes them look silly. But that's a trademark characteristic of the Biden presidency, I guess."

At publishing time, sources within the White House were also forced to deny the receipt of a thoughtful "Thank You" card from Hamas for the generous gift had anything at all to do with taxpayer money being used to purchase weapons used to murder women and children.
https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-claims-6-billion-to-iran-absolutely-not-related-to-the-exactly-6-billion-worth-of-rockets-fired-into-israel?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

jcboy3

Does that include sales tax and shipping? I want to see the receipt.

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

How did you get this information about Iran when neither the US or any other government has discovered it.

Shame on you for quoting the Babylon Bee,with no disclaimer.

jcboy3

It's just a cut and paste job from the link. He's go no information, and is just spreading lies.

Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay

Babylon Bee is nothing but satire.

FrumCA

Your lack of humor and evident inability to recognize satire is showing. No disclaimer is needed for those who recognize what this is.

Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!

Lol Lefties fact checking Babylonbee lololol

FrumCA

You fail to see this for what it is too! It must suck to be around you.

jcboy3

I see it for what it is; a cut and paste job.

FrumCA

Yup. That's exactly what it is. Your observational skills are noted. Good for you.

skylane5sp Loc: Puyallup, WA

If after all this time you need a ‘disclaimer’ to not get triggered by the freakin Babylon Bee, YOU are in the wrong forum Princess.

dlwhawaii Loc: Sunny Wailuku, Hawaii

Yes. A very poor attempt at humor.

jcboy3

Now you are being facetious.

Next time, use some of your own words to key us to whether you are being sarcastic, or just stupid.

FrumCA

I'll take that under advisement. People without a sense of humor are pretty boring and don't have a lot of friends. So, I'll be happy to try to help you out.