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Sep 11, 2023 21:10:46   #
FrumCA
 
A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up to park in front of the house in a beautiful Porsche.

Naturally, his parents know that there’s no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car.

“Where did you get that car?” his mom and dad screamed in shock.

“I bought it today,” replied the teen calmly.

“With what money young man?” his mom demands. “We know how much a Porsche costs and you cannot afford it!”

“Well, it’s used and I got a good deal” says the boy, “This one cost me 20 dollars.”

“Who on earth would sell a car like that for 20 dollars?!”

“The woman up the street,” the boy replies. “I don’t know her name–she just moved in.
She ordered a pizza and when I delivered it to her, she asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for 20 dollars.”

The boy’s dad and mom hurry over to their new neighbor’s house, ready to demand an explanation. Curiously, their new neighbor is calmly planting flowers in her front yard.

“I’m the father of the kid you just sold a sports car to for $20,” the dad says. “I need an explanation from you!”

“Well,” the woman says, not looking up from her garden. “This morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip in Florida, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn’t intend to come back.”

“What on earth does that have to do with selling our son a Porsche for $20?” The boy’s mom asks, utterly perplexed.

The new neighbor smiles very big, and pauses for a minute. “Well, my husband asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money.
So I did.



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Sep 11, 2023 22:18:37   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
We should be so lucky!

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Sep 12, 2023 02:53:40   #
Bret P Loc: California
 
He's gonna need a second job to pay for the insurance!

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Sep 12, 2023 08:11:03   #
jccash Loc: Longwood, Florida
 
I want a 20 13, 911 and blue room up. My insurance is not that bad it is a little bit higher than my wife’s raav4 which is pretty new but still not bad at all.

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Sep 12, 2023 08:21:57   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Sep 12, 2023 10:10:16   #
EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace
 
I think I heard this story before but it didn't involve a 17 year-old kid or a Porsche and it was more like $50. Otherwise the other details are pretty much the same.

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Sep 12, 2023 15:20:09   #
crafterwantabe Loc: Mn
 
🤣🤣🤣

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Sep 12, 2023 18:42:20   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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Sep 13, 2023 09:25:55   #
Gilkar
 
an oldie but a goodie

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