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Jul 13, 2023 11:58:17   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Going the e-mail rounds.




Funny, but kind of sad at the same time…






THAT MADE ME, ME:

I have no idea who put this together, but it is wonderful,

especially if you’re North of 70!



Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot,

Before the days of Dylan , or the dawn of Camelot.



There lived a race of innocents, and they were you and me.



For Ike was in the White House in that land where we were born,

Where navels were for oranges, and Peyton Place was porn.



We longed for love and romance, and waited for our Prince,

Eddie Fisher married Liz, and no one's seen him since.

We danced to 'Little Darlin,' and sang to 'Stagger Lee'

And cried for Buddy Holly in the Land That Made Me, Me.



Only girls wore earrings then, and 3 was one too many,

And only boys wore flat-top cuts, except for Jean McKinney.

And only in our wildest dreams did we expect to see

A boy named George with Lipstick, in the Land That Made Me, Me.



We fell for Frankie Avalon, Annette was oh, so nice,

And when they made a movie, they never made it twice..

We didn't have a Star Trek Five, or Psycho Two and Three,

Or Rocky-Rambo Twenty in the Land That Made Me, Me.



Miss Kitty had a heart of gold, and Chester had a limp,

And Reagan was a Democrat whose co-star was a chimp.

We had a Mr. Wizard, but not a Mr. T,

And Oprah couldn't talk yet, in the Land That Made Me, Me.



We had our share of heroes, we never thought they'd go,

At least not Bobby Darin, or Marilyn Monroe.

For youth was still eternal, and life was yet to be,

And Elvis was forever in the Land That Made Me, Me.



We'd never seen the rock band that was Grateful to be Dead,

And Airplanes weren't named Jefferson , and Zeppelins were not Led.

And Beatles lived in gardens then, and Monkees lived in trees,

Madonna was Mary in the Land That Made Me, Me.



We'd never heard of microwaves, or telephones in cars,

And babies might be bottle-fed, but they were not grown in jars.

And pumping iron got wrinkles out, and 'gay' meant fancy-free,

And dorms were never co-Ed in the Land That Made Me, Me.



We hadn't seen enough of jets to talk about the lag,

And microchips were what was left at the bottom of the bag.

And hardware was a box of nails, and bytes came from a flea,

And rocket ships were fiction in the Land That Made Me, Me.



T-Birds came with portholes, and side shows came with freaks,

And bathing suits came big enough to cover both your cheeks.

And Coke came just in bottles, and skirts below the knee,

And Castro came to power near the Land That Made Me, Me.



We had no Crest with Fluoride, we had no Hill Street Blues,

We had no patterned pantyhose or Lipton herbal tea

Or prime-time ads for those dysfunctions in the Land That Made Me, Me.



There were no golden arches, no Perrier to chill,

And fish were not called Wanda, and cats were not called Bill

And middle-aged was 35 and old was forty-three,

And ancient were our parents in the Land That Made Me, Me.



But all things have a season, or so we've heard them say,

And now instead of Maybelline we swear by Retin-A.

They send us invitations to join AARP,

We've come a long way, baby, from the Land That Made Me, Me.



So now we face a brave new world in slightly larger jeans,

And wonder why they're using smaller print in magazines.

And we tell our children's children of the way it used to be,

Long ago and far away in the Land That Made Me, Me.



If you didn't grow up in the fifty’s,

You missed the greatest time in history,

Hope you enjoyed this read as much as I did.

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Jul 13, 2023 12:09:42   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Jul 13, 2023 12:11:17   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Longshadow wrote:



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Jul 13, 2023 12:18:15   #
flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
 
Gtew up in the forty"s and fifty"s.

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Jul 13, 2023 12:30:10   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
[quote=flyguy]Grew up in the forty"s and fifty"s.

Me too.

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Jul 13, 2023 12:39:37   #
kpmac Loc: Ragley, La
 
50's and 60's for me. It was simpler and safer time.

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Jul 13, 2023 16:29:42   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
kpmac wrote:
50's and 60's for me. It was simpler and safer time.



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Jul 13, 2023 17:46:34   #
Texcaster Loc: Queensland
 
kpmac wrote:
50's and 60's for me. It was simpler and safer time.


For who?

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Jul 13, 2023 17:54:16   #
Texcaster Loc: Queensland
 
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.




Funny, but kind of sad at the same time…






THAT MADE ME, ME:

I have no idea who put this together, but it is wonderful,

especially if you’re North of 70!



Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot,

Before the days of Dylan , or the dawn of Camelot.



There lived a race of innocents, and they were you and me.



For Ike was in the White House in that land where we were born,

Where navels were for oranges, and Peyton Place was porn.



We longed for love and romance, and waited for our Prince,

Eddie Fisher married Liz, and no one's seen him since.

We danced to 'Little Darlin,' and sang to 'Stagger Lee'

And cried for Buddy Holly in the Land That Made Me, Me.



Only girls wore earrings then, and 3 was one too many,

And only boys wore flat-top cuts, except for Jean McKinney.

And only in our wildest dreams did we expect to see

A boy named George with Lipstick, in the Land That Made Me, Me.



We fell for Frankie Avalon, Annette was oh, so nice,

And when they made a movie, they never made it twice..

We didn't have a Star Trek Five, or Psycho Two and Three,

Or Rocky-Rambo Twenty in the Land That Made Me, Me.



Miss Kitty had a heart of gold, and Chester had a limp,

And Reagan was a Democrat whose co-star was a chimp.

We had a Mr. Wizard, but not a Mr. T,

And Oprah couldn't talk yet, in the Land That Made Me, Me.



We had our share of heroes, we never thought they'd go,

At least not Bobby Darin, or Marilyn Monroe.

For youth was still eternal, and life was yet to be,

And Elvis was forever in the Land That Made Me, Me.



We'd never seen the rock band that was Grateful to be Dead,

And Airplanes weren't named Jefferson , and Zeppelins were not Led.

And Beatles lived in gardens then, and Monkees lived in trees,

Madonna was Mary in the Land That Made Me, Me.



We'd never heard of microwaves, or telephones in cars,

And babies might be bottle-fed, but they were not grown in jars.

And pumping iron got wrinkles out, and 'gay' meant fancy-free,

And dorms were never co-Ed in the Land That Made Me, Me.



We hadn't seen enough of jets to talk about the lag,

And microchips were what was left at the bottom of the bag.

And hardware was a box of nails, and bytes came from a flea,

And rocket ships were fiction in the Land That Made Me, Me.



T-Birds came with portholes, and side shows came with freaks,

And bathing suits came big enough to cover both your cheeks.

And Coke came just in bottles, and skirts below the knee,

And Castro came to power near the Land That Made Me, Me.



We had no Crest with Fluoride, we had no Hill Street Blues,

We had no patterned pantyhose or Lipton herbal tea

Or prime-time ads for those dysfunctions in the Land That Made Me, Me.



There were no golden arches, no Perrier to chill,

And fish were not called Wanda, and cats were not called Bill

And middle-aged was 35 and old was forty-three,

And ancient were our parents in the Land That Made Me, Me.



But all things have a season, or so we've heard them say,

And now instead of Maybelline we swear by Retin-A.

They send us invitations to join AARP,

We've come a long way, baby, from the Land That Made Me, Me.



So now we face a brave new world in slightly larger jeans,

And wonder why they're using smaller print in magazines.

And we tell our children's children of the way it used to be,

Long ago and far away in the Land That Made Me, Me.



If you didn't grow up in the fifty’s,

You missed the greatest time in history,

Hope you enjoyed this read as much as I did.
Going the e-mail rounds. br br br br br Funny... (show quote)


Ever hear 'Okie From Muskogee'? It's satire Fritz.

As Merle's bus pulled into Muskogee someone said 'I'll bet they don't smoke maraijuana in Muskogee." They had a brand new tune to play that night.

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Jul 14, 2023 07:25:56   #
gorgehiker Loc: Lexington, Ky
 
Old white Maggots love the 50's because they had every possible unfair advantage in just abot every aspect of their lives. Pre civil rights and women's rights, the good old boys reigned supreme. I don't have such unrealistic fantasized memories of the 50's.

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Jul 14, 2023 10:26:46   #
sgt hop Loc: baltimore md,now in salisbury md
 
i got older in the late 40's and 50's....i never grew up.....

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