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May 23, 2023 08:43:40   #
fourlocks Loc: Londonderry, NH
 
Red6 wrote:
Started carrying a pocket knife at 7-8 years of age and have had a knife in my pocket since. I have lost a few at the airport not realizing I had forgotten to take it out.

Pocket knives are important tools and I use mine in some manner nearly every day. It is part of my ritual of getting ready - belt, keys, knife, handkerchief, pen, and now in my later years a couple 3 x 5 cards to write important items down.



My father once said, "A gentleman always carries a pocket knife." He always had a little folding knife with a 3" blade that he would pull out of his pocket for a variety of uses. He gave me a Bowie knife when I was about 12 years old, all of us had a knife back then, and it was part of our essential outdoor equipment. After my father's death, I acquired his pocket knife that sits on my bureau or is on my person and used for everything from cutting the plastic "string" holding new clothing labels, to removing splinters and opening envelopes. BTW as kids, we were taught to respect knives and I don't recall anyone ever getting accidentally hurt with one.

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May 23, 2023 09:41:56   #
PixHound Loc: Marietta, GA
 
I too appreciate the utility of pocket knives. While never a Boy Scout, I got a basic 4 blade scout knife around 2nd grade, and have never been without at least one blade in my pockets since. Over the years I've collected a wide variety, but generally carry a one-handed opener (by Kershaw) and a 4-blade Swiss Army hung on my belt with a chain. When flying, I'll always check a bag, so I'll have my knives when I land. For a great selection, I recommend the "Smokey Mountain Knife Works" near Knoxville TN.

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May 23, 2023 09:42:10   #
Canisdirus
 
fourlocks wrote:
My father once said, "A gentleman always carries a pocket knife." He always had a little folding knife with a 3" blade that he would pull out of his pocket for a variety of uses. He gave me a Bowie knife when I was about 12 years old, all of us had a knife back then, and it was part of our essential outdoor equipment. After my father's death, I acquired his pocket knife that sits on my bureau or is on my person and used for everything from cutting the plastic "string" holding new clothing labels, to removing splinters and opening envelopes. BTW as kids, we were taught to respect knives and I don't recall anyone ever getting accidentally hurt with one.
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Still have my grandad's knife...though it is stored away safe in a dry box.
Raised on the same concept.
My out and about is a birdhead damascus small auto...just for the impromptu need.
At home I still use my 25 year old Mikov 'camper' auto. Just so handy to have on the belt.
I can always keep one hand clean for the knife...so it's a good work knife to open and close.

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May 23, 2023 10:23:00   #
Stephan G
 
fourlocks wrote:
I pretty much agree with all of these. Got any yourself?

A female writer posted a Twitter question asking men, “What’s a universal thing most men like?” The responses didn’t mention sports, sex or masculinity but instead listed very specific male behaviors. See if you (men) agree:

1. Watching construction sites, “just in case.” “I find it really satisfying and interesting to see the process behind things being built.”

2. Throwing big rocks into water from a high place and making a big splash. “Yeah this is a good one; we’re not complicated.”

3. Buy a guy a good knife and if there’s another man, he will hand it to the man to hold who will admire it for a while and then hand it back saying, “Nice.”

4. If a guy walks under a low hanging sign, he will jump up and try to tap the bottom of the sign. Men do this 99% of the time pretending the sign is 10 feet high and that they have the ability to dunk a basketball. There are those who can dunk and the rest are mere mortals.

5. Using tie down straps to secure a load in the back of a truck, then twanging the straps and saying, “That’s not going anywhere.”

6. Give a guy a new electric drill or electric saw and he’ll wander around looking for stuff that needs holes or needs to be cut.

7. Given a wood fire and a long stick, 100 out of 100 men will find a reason to poke the fire every few minutes. Just, you know, to make sure things are burning evenly.

8. When a tree service has to chainsaw down residential trees, neighborhood men will gather from all corners of the neighborhood to watch. It’s like a siren song.

9. While shopping in a grocery store, leaning forward with your forearms on the handle of the carriage while you walk up and down the aisles. Conversely, leaning way forward on the cart, stepping onto the lower rack and giving a good push to “go for a ride.”

10 Skipping a stone across water an unusually high number of skips.
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I submit that universally men and women will get naked at the edge of the sea and walk into the water.

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May 23, 2023 10:50:53   #
fourlocks Loc: Londonderry, NH
 
Stephan G wrote:
I submit that universally men and women will get naked at the edge of the sea and walk into the water.


Agreed; or at least as little clothing as possible. Going to a secluded salt or freshwater beach was a good way to get your girlfriend (and you) to at least strip down to your underwear. Jackpot if someone suggests skinny dipping. How I miss the ‘70s!

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May 23, 2023 11:19:23   #
Gordon_CO Loc: Colorful Colorado
 
All but number 8.
Don't forget that when men buy a new vehicle they have to open the hood for all the other men to stand around and admire the engine.

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May 23, 2023 11:43:32   #
jackm1943 Loc: Omaha, Nebraska
 
fourlocks wrote:
I pretty much agree with all of these. Got any yourself?

A female writer posted a Twitter question asking men, “What’s a universal thing most men like?” The responses didn’t mention sports, sex or masculinity but instead listed very specific male behaviors. See if you (men) agree:

1. Watching construction sites, “just in case.” “I find it really satisfying and interesting to see the process behind things being built.”

2. Throwing big rocks into water from a high place and making a big splash. “Yeah this is a good one; we’re not complicated.”

3. Buy a guy a good knife and if there’s another man, he will hand it to the man to hold who will admire it for a while and then hand it back saying, “Nice.”

4. If a guy walks under a low hanging sign, he will jump up and try to tap the bottom of the sign. Men do this 99% of the time pretending the sign is 10 feet high and that they have the ability to dunk a basketball. There are those who can dunk and the rest are mere mortals.

5. Using tie down straps to secure a load in the back of a truck, then twanging the straps and saying, “That’s not going anywhere.”

6. Give a guy a new electric drill or electric saw and he’ll wander around looking for stuff that needs holes or needs to be cut.

7. Given a wood fire and a long stick, 100 out of 100 men will find a reason to poke the fire every few minutes. Just, you know, to make sure things are burning evenly.

8. When a tree service has to chainsaw down residential trees, neighborhood men will gather from all corners of the neighborhood to watch. It’s like a siren song.

9. While shopping in a grocery store, leaning forward with your forearms on the handle of the carriage while you walk up and down the aisles. Conversely, leaning way forward on the cart, stepping onto the lower rack and giving a good push to “go for a ride.”

10 Skipping a stone across water an unusually high number of skips.
I pretty much agree with all of these. Got any yo... (show quote)


🤣🤣🤣 I can relate to every one of these. Especially the first part of #9 for which my wife constantly harps at me.

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May 23, 2023 11:44:51   #
Stephan G
 
Gordon_CO wrote:
All but number 8.
Don't forget that when men buy a new vehicle they have to open the hood for all the other men to stand around and admire the engine.


Reminded me off that Fernwood Tonight skit about the battery powered car.
"Let me turn it on."
"Wow, that is very quiet. Can't hear anything from the car."
"Oh no! The car is not running!"

Flips up the hood to see rows upon rows of D-cell batteries arrayed across the tray on top. Must be more than a thousand! Starts pulling batteries to see if still fresh. Trying to find the dead battery. As the show closes with commentary.


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May 23, 2023 12:08:50   #
azted Loc: Las Vegas, NV.
 
I'm a 1, 9, and 10 kind of guy!!

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May 23, 2023 12:46:45   #
Ioannis
 
fourlocks wrote:
I pretty much agree with all of these. Got any yourself?

A female writer posted a Twitter question asking men, “What’s a universal thing most men like?” The responses didn’t mention sports, sex or masculinity but instead listed very specific male behaviors. See if you (men) agree:

1. Watching construction sites, “just in case.” “I find it really satisfying and interesting to see the process behind things being built.”

2. Throwing big rocks into water from a high place and making a big splash. “Yeah this is a good one; we’re not complicated.”
#9 is my way of going shopping in a grocery store. I read my wife’s grocery list and I try to skip some items.
3. Buy a guy a good knife and if there’s another man, he will hand it to the man to hold who will admire it for a while and then hand it back saying, “Nice.”

4. If a guy walks under a low hanging sign, he will jump up and try to tap the bottom of the sign. Men do this 99% of the time pretending the sign is 10 feet high and that they have the ability to dunk a basketball. There are those who can dunk and the rest are mere mortals.

5. Using tie down straps to secure a load in the back of a truck, then twanging the straps and saying, “That’s not going anywhere.”

6. Give a guy a new electric drill or electric saw and he’ll wander around looking for stuff that needs holes or needs to be cut.

7. Given a wood fire and a long stick, 100 out of 100 men will find a reason to poke the fire every few minutes. Just, you know, to make sure things are burning evenly.

8. When a tree service has to chainsaw down residential trees, neighborhood men will gather from all corners of the neighborhood to watch. It’s like a siren song.

9. While shopping in a grocery store, leaning forward with your forearms on the handle of the carriage while you walk up and down the aisles. Conversely, leaning way forward on the cart, stepping onto the lower rack and giving a good push to “go for a ride.”

10 Skipping a stone across water an unusually high number of skips.
I pretty much agree with all of these. Got any yo... (show quote)



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May 23, 2023 12:50:17   #
Ioannis
 
#9 is my way I go grocery shopping with my wife, I read her grocery list and I try to skip some items.

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May 23, 2023 13:48:04   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
Ioannis wrote:
#9 is my way I go grocery shopping with my wife, I read her grocery list and I try to skip some items.


I try to add some items

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May 23, 2023 13:55:26   #
Ioannis
 
Are you talking about beer? Put the six pack in the basket just before going to the cashier.

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May 23, 2023 14:05:07   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
Ioannis wrote:
Are you talking about beer? Put the six pack in the basket just before going to the cashier.


I wasn't talking about beer. My wife drinks half the beer in the house so I don't have to sneak it in.

But there are other goodies that are frequently found in grocery stores. Sometimes I have to make my own grocery run.

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May 23, 2023 14:15:54   #
Moondoggie Loc: Southern California
 
That pretty much sums it up!

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