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Apr 30, 2023 10:06:27   #
Jim Tonne
 
The beach I used to haunt had several large items that, I suspect, were simply "tossed down there" from the cliff above. We see here a pleasant young lady with one of those items in a pose she came up with, for fun. From that Archive . . .


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Apr 30, 2023 10:36:23   #
Stephan G
 
Jim Tonne wrote:
The beach I used to haunt had several large items that, I suspect, were simply "tossed down there" from the cliff above. We see here a pleasant young lady with one of those items in a pose she came up with, for fun. From that Archive . . .


In a contest of resilience, three men, an Italian, a German and a Polish, were the three best for the final test. The test required the contestants to cross an expanse of sand dunes in a hot desert. Each was allowed one to two items to go with them to help their situation. The Italian brought a machete, saying to cut into the cacti for the water inside their flesh. The German brought along a square sheet of plastic and a tin cup, to place over the cup in a dug up hole to condense moisture from the dirt. The Polish man brought a car door.

The moderator, stunned, asked the Polish man, "The heat will be so unbearable out there, what do you expect the door to do. The reply, "When it gets hot, I will roll down the car door window!"

The joke is older that the three of us put together.

PS., a great shot. The swept back hair is a great touch.

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Apr 30, 2023 11:47:54   #
jackpinoh Loc: Kettering, OH 45419
 
So . . . she got the Door Prize?

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Apr 30, 2023 11:56:10   #
Stephan G
 
jackpinoh wrote:
So . . . she got the Door Prize?


And she is waiting for the rest of the car?

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Apr 30, 2023 23:57:20   #
JohnFrim Loc: Somewhere in the Great White North.
 
Stephan G wrote:
The swept back hair is a great touch.


That's because the car window is open.

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May 1, 2023 09:51:17   #
Rab-Eye Loc: Indiana
 
jackpinoh wrote:
So . . . she got the Door Prize?


😂😂😂

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May 1, 2023 09:52:36   #
Rab-Eye Loc: Indiana
 
Stephan G wrote:
In a contest of resilience, three men, an Italian, a German and a Polish, were the three best for the final test. The test required the contestants to cross an expanse of sand dunes in a hot desert. Each was allowed one to two items to go with them to help their situation. The Italian brought a machete, saying to cut into the cacti for the water inside their flesh. The German brought along a square sheet of plastic and a tin cup, to place over the cup in a dug up hole to condense moisture from the dirt. The Polish man brought a car door.

The moderator, stunned, asked the Polish man, "The heat will be so unbearable out there, what do you expect the door to do. The reply, "When it gets hot, I will roll down the car door window!"

The joke is older that the three of us put together.

PS., a great shot. The swept back hair is a great touch.
In a contest of resilience, three men, an Italian,... (show quote)


A Polish “joke?” Really?

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May 1, 2023 10:34:16   #
Stephan G
 
Rab-Eye wrote:
A Polish “joke?” Really?


Direct from Stash's mouth, circa 1958.

PS., I had to translate from Polish to English.

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May 1, 2023 13:32:14   #
flathead27ford Loc: Colorado, North of Greeley
 
Nice and whimsical. 👍🏻

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May 1, 2023 14:54:35   #
Jwshelton Loc: Denver,CO
 
Groan.

Great picture.

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May 1, 2023 15:47:31   #
ski Loc: West Coast, USA
 
Stephan G wrote:
In a contest of resilience, three men, an Italian, a German and a Polish, were the three best for the final test. The test required the contestants to cross an expanse of sand dunes in a hot desert. Each was allowed one to two items to go with them to help their situation. The Italian brought a machete, saying to cut into the cacti for the water inside their flesh. The German brought along a square sheet of plastic and a tin cup, to place over the cup in a dug up hole to condense moisture from the dirt. The Polish man brought a car door.

The moderator, stunned, asked the Polish man, "The heat will be so unbearable out there, what do you expect the door to do. The reply, "When it gets hot, I will roll down the car door window!"

The joke is older that the three of us put together.

PS., a great shot. The swept back hair is a great touch.
In a contest of resilience, three men, an Italian,... (show quote)


I'd be willing to bet a stupid Irishman came up with the Polish joke.

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May 2, 2023 07:39:36   #
Stephan G
 
ski wrote:
I'd be willing to bet a stupid Irishman came up with the Polish joke.


In my experience, it would have been a Polish guy who thought of the joke though. I got some of the best Polish jokes from the Polish. They are a group that love to laugh at themselves.

Eg:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/polish-patriot-who-helped-americans-beat-british-180962430/

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