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Apr 15, 2023 17:18:55 #
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One day my housework-challenged Husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied . 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' Brisbane Broncos !'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you......
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practising to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
______________________________ __________
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
______________________________ ___________
While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world........
......then He made the earth round , and laughed and laughed and laughed.
______________________________ ___________
Send this to at least five bright ,funny women you know and make their day!
And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humour to take it!
One day my housework-challenged Husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied . 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' Brisbane Broncos !'
And they say blondes are dumb...
______________________________ __________
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you......
______________________________ ___________
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
______________________________ ______
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
______________________________ ___________
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
______________________________ __________
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practising to be men.
______________________________ ___________
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
______________________________ ___________
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
______________________________ __________
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
______________________________ ___________
While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world........
......then He made the earth round , and laughed and laughed and laughed.
______________________________ ___________
Send this to at least five bright ,funny women you know and make their day!
And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humour to take it!
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