Ten jokes about marriage!
Apr 11, 2023 16:48:02 #
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10 jokes about marriage
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met each other.
Marriage is like a rollercoaster: there are ups and downs, and sometimes you just want to get off.
My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, "May divorce be with you."
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Why did the husband bring a map to bed? Because his wife kept telling him he never listens.
Marriage is like a game of chess. The queen has all the power and the king is the one who gets defeated.
My wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.
My wife told me he loves me more than anything in the world. I said, "I love you too. What about pizza?" She said, "Okay, fine. More than anything except pizza."
My wife and I have an agreement. I make all the big decisions, and she makes all the small ones. So far, there haven't been any big decisions.
10 jokes about marriage
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met each other.
Marriage is like a rollercoaster: there are ups and downs, and sometimes you just want to get off.
My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, "May divorce be with you."
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Why did the husband bring a map to bed? Because his wife kept telling him he never listens.
Marriage is like a game of chess. The queen has all the power and the king is the one who gets defeated.
My wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.
My wife told me he loves me more than anything in the world. I said, "I love you too. What about pizza?" She said, "Okay, fine. More than anything except pizza."
My wife and I have an agreement. I make all the big decisions, and she makes all the small ones. So far, there haven't been any big decisions.
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There are some good lines there. They sound like a collection from an old comedian.
Apr 12, 2023 17:41:20 #
jerryc41 wrote:
There are some good lines there. They sound like a collection from an old comedian.
Apr 12, 2023 17:49:05 #
In my marriage, it was "What's mine is ours, and what's hers is hers." Sadly, this was true and not a bit funny.
I don't get this one from the list: Why did the husband bring a map to bed? Because his wife kept telling him he never listens.
I don't get this one from the list: Why did the husband bring a map to bed? Because his wife kept telling him he never listens.
Apr 12, 2023 18:09:36 #
Desert Gecko wrote:
In my marriage, it was "What's mine is ours, and what's hers is hers." Sadly, this was true and not a bit funny.
I don't get this one from the list: Why did the husband bring a map to bed? Because his wife kept telling him he never listens.
I don't get this one from the list: Why did the husband bring a map to bed? Because his wife kept telling him he never listens.
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