Got this from an e-mail buddy!
On a step, a priest sat next to a drunk struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Fayle
Loc: Seward, Alaska and Rionegro, Colombia
bcheary wrote:
Got this from an e-mail buddy!
On a step, a priest sat next to a drunk struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
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Here's another one:
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself up slowly, painfully onto a tall stool. After catching his breath, he order a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”
He replied, “No, arthritis.”
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
I have to add one to the list:
An old geezer in the old folks home took a fancy to an old lady who is also staying at the home.
One day he gets enough courage to tell her he wants to make love to her.
She agrees that when everyone else is gone on a day trip, they will stay behind and get to it.
He goes to her room on the day and asks her how she likes it. She says,
"I used to like it when a man went down on me".
He says he would love to and goes for it. After about 30 seconds he comes back up and says,
"I'm sorry. I just can't go on. It smells rotten down there".
She says, "It must be my arthritis".
He looks at her and says, "Surely you can't get arthritis down there. Even if you could it wouldn't cause that horrible smell".
She says, "No, my arthritis is in my shoulder. I can't wipe my Ass".
My laugh for the day - thanks.
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