A very funny American Joke from a good friend in the USA........Graham
Feb 26, 2023 05:12:36 #
A Marine Corps Sergeant took a new job as a high school teacher after leaving active service.
Just before the school year started, he severely injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
The smart punks heard the new teacher was a former Marine and were leery of him.
He knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence... the rest of the year went very smoothly :)
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Thanks Bob and thanks for tjhe advice the other day./.....
Cheers and Beers Graham...098
Just before the school year started, he severely injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
The smart punks heard the new teacher was a former Marine and were leery of him.
He knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence... the rest of the year went very smoothly :)
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Thanks Bob and thanks for tjhe advice the other day./.....
Cheers and Beers Graham...098
Feb 26, 2023 08:01:35 #
Feb 26, 2023 08:53:14 #
Feb 26, 2023 12:05:02 #
Beowulf
Loc: Aquidneck Island, RI
As a long retired high school teacher of seniors, I applaud his creativity.
Feb 27, 2023 11:33:55 #
wrangler5
Loc: Missouri
I didn't think Marines needed a plaster cast to do that. (Son in law is a Marine, so I'm allowed to say that. ;-) )
Feb 27, 2023 13:54:57 #
Feb 27, 2023 14:29:43 #
wrangler5 wrote:
I didn't think Marines needed a plaster cast to do that. (Son in law is a Marine, so I'm allowed to say that. ;-) )
Feb 27, 2023 14:31:02 #
Beowulf wrote:
As a long retired high school teacher of seniors, I applaud his creativity.
I agree with wholeheartedly, a brave man
Feb 27, 2023 14:32:40 #
Feb 27, 2023 16:51:51 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
A Marine Corps Sergeant took a new job..........the rest of the year went very smoothly :)
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Thanks Bob and thanks for the advice the other day./.....
Cheers and Beers Graham...098
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Thanks Bob and thanks for the advice the other day./.....
Cheers and Beers Graham...098
Feb 27, 2023 17:34:00 #
SnoShuSam
Loc: Texas, (ex Virginian)
I had a Wash. DC high school History teacher rip a DC phone book in half on the first day of class. We sat there and kept very quiet while she told us to behave ourselves. No trouble at all in that class.
Feb 27, 2023 18:08:06 #
SnoShuSam wrote:
I had a Wash. DC high school History teacher rip a DC phone book in half on the first day of class. We sat there and kept very quiet while she told us to behave ourselves. No trouble at all in that class.
And a She at that wow!!!.........I love you name......
Feb 27, 2023 19:01:34 #
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