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The Commandments for Seniors…
Jan 17, 2023 19:23:09   #
PoppieJ Loc: North Georgia
 
You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.


Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.


"On time" is, when you get there.


Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.


It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.


Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.


"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

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Jan 17, 2023 20:06:20   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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Jan 17, 2023 20:10:41   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Jan 17, 2023 20:36:04   #
rrozema Loc: Sacramento, California
 
Great

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Jan 18, 2023 00:09:56   #
Wallen Loc: Middle Earth
 
PoppieJ wrote:
You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.


Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.



Younglings should not really look for a fight from those coming downhill.
With nothing to lose and no time for shenanigans, they'll probably just kill them right away.

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Jan 18, 2023 06:36:51   #
PoppieJ Loc: North Georgia
 
Wallen wrote:
Younglings should not really look for a fight from those coming downhill.
With nothing to lose and no time for shenanigans, they'll probably just kill them right away.



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Jan 18, 2023 06:48:11   #
hippi Loc: Sedalia MO
 

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Jan 18, 2023 08:15:24   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 

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Jan 18, 2023 10:08:50   #
craneman
 
The problem with that last one is, I pee for the road and when I climb into my truck, I think to myself "did I pee before I left?"

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Jan 18, 2023 10:54:01   #
Soul Dr. Loc: Beautiful Shenandoah Valley
 
The last one is probably the most important one!

Will

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Jan 18, 2023 16:53:58   #
NDMarks Loc: Dublin, Ca
 
As has already been said, the last one is SO appropriate. Male Menopause!.

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Jan 18, 2023 23:00:39   #
Valenta Loc: Top of NZ
 
Very true

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