First I want to confess that I brazenly plagiarized this from an article on the internet but couldn't help myself.

Mergatroid? Do you remember that word. Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word. Mergatroid? Heavens to Mergatroid!

The other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy? He had never heard of the word jalopy! She knew she was old...but not that old.

Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory after you read this and chuckle.

About a month ago, I illuminated some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology. These phrases included: Don't touch that dial; Carbon copy; You sound like a broken record; and Hung out to dry.

Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie. We'd put on our best bib and tucker; to straighten up and fly right.

Heavens to Betsy, Gee Whillikers! Jumping Jehoshaphat! Holy Moley!

We were "in like Flynn" and "living the life of Riley" and even a regular guy couldn't accuse us of being a Knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China! Back in the olden days, life use to be swell, but when's the last time anything was swell? Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes, and pedal pushers.

Oh, my aching back! Kilroy was here, but he isn't anymore. We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap and before we can say, "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" or, "This is a fine kettle of fish!" We discover that the words we grew up with, the words that seemed ominpresent, as oxygen, have vanished with scarcely a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards.

Poof, go the words of our youth, the words we've left behind. We blink, and they're gone. Where have all those great phrases gone? Long gone; Pshaw; The milkman did it; Hey, it's your nickel; Don't forget to pull the chain: Knee high to a grasshopper; Well fiddlesticks; Going like sixty; I'll see you in the funny papers; Don't take any wooden nickels; Wake up and smell the roses.

It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than "Carter has liver pills". This can be disturbing stuff! Carter's Little Liver Pills are gone too. Leaves us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth. See ya later, alligator! Okidoki. You'll notice they left out "Monkey Business!!!

WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE FABULOUS 40'S, 50'S, AND 6O'S...NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY AGAIN... WE WERE GIVEN ONE OF OUR MOST PRECIOUS GIFTS: LIVING IN A PEACEFUL AND UPWARDLY MOBILE TIMES.