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Adult Truths
Nov 3, 2022 06:45:09 #
PoppieJ
Loc: North Georgia
1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. MapQuest needs to start their directions at step 5, because I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ... again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word, and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. MapQuest needs to start their directions at step 5, because I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ... again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word, and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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Nov 3, 2022 07:37:03 #
Yes, cursive is necessary. Grandson is in service. His grandmother wrote him a letter in cursive. She never once thought that he was not taught cursive in school. He could not read some of it and eventually ask someone to read it to him. He was so embarrassed. Good thing I did not write anything bad in the letter.
Nov 3, 2022 07:37:34 #
ddgm
Loc: Hamilton, Ontario & Fort Myers, FL
It was reported that a female reporter once asked Gordie Howe why he would wear a protective cup but didn't wear a helmet. Gordie told her that you could always pay someone to do your thinking for you.
Nov 3, 2022 07:55:45 #
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Nov 3, 2022 10:59:48 #
PoppieJ
Loc: North Georgia
jaymatt wrote:
Nice list, Poppie. Number four is my favorite--I need that one!
100% agree
Nov 3, 2022 21:53:58 #
PoppieJ wrote:
1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immedi... (show quote)
Too many of those apply to me
Nov 4, 2022 07:31:53 #
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Nov 4, 2022 08:39:22 #
PoppieJ wrote:
1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immedi... (show quote)
#6 Cursive writing is an essential building block to better Intelligence. Another one is learning how to play a musical instrument. Both develop better bridges in the brain. A third is learning other languages.
Note Bene for #21. When the hands are in the 6:30 position, it is time to check the "Plumbing"! (Make certain that the path is always cleared of any obstruction.)
Nov 4, 2022 09:12:56 #
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
My Whirlpool refrigerator has a light in the freezer along with two lights in the reefer.
My Whirlpool refrigerator has a light in the freezer along with two lights in the reefer.
Nov 4, 2022 09:23:12 #
Both of my parents had the most eloquent handwriting. When I come across something they have written I just enjoy the writing, even the address on the envelope. My Dad's had a boldness to it. My Mom's was elegant. In our rush, we've lost something.
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