LoL
Sep 11, 2022 02:39:18 #
Sep 11, 2022 05:35:06 #
chikid68 wrote:
I couldn't resist
LOL
I kicked the slats out of my crib on that one!! But it is still funny and sadly could be true.
Sep 11, 2022 06:22:17 #
Sep 11, 2022 08:07:23 #
You took me back to my college days with that one. There was a girl I knew that was so gullible I felt it my duty to play a trick on her every time I saw her. One day I was in the courtyard eating a half of a chicken. She said " is that a half chicken you're eating?" I said "no, it's only a 1/4 chicken, see, just one leg, chickens have 4 legs". She said "oh yeah, you're right"
Sep 11, 2022 10:40:49 #
I often hand my Humana medical card to cashiers and wait for their response. It really starts a fun time. (I never do it with other customers waiting behind me.)
Sep 12, 2022 08:46:00 #
If she had heard this one before, she could have said, "No, they're side legs. All we have today are left legs."
Sep 12, 2022 11:21:08 #
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Sep 12, 2022 15:03:12 #
...and don't give a $10 and a $1 bill for something that's $5.++. You will always get the $1 handed back to you with the stern admonition "You gave me too much." When I say, "Well, punch that amount into the register...", I usually get an "Oh, my gosh" look.
Sep 12, 2022 18:50:30 #
Sep 13, 2022 02:33:48 #
Checkers today can’t make change and if you ask them to you’ll never get out of the store!
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