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Aug 24, 2022 20:36:29   #
Just Shoot Me Loc: Ithaca, NY
 
Excellent!🤣

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Aug 24, 2022 21:24:23   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
BBurns wrote:
My grandfather used to tell me that,

"Old is when it just hangs there and watches you polish your shoes!"


There was a written story/poem about that a few years back. Started out something like it stands and watches me shave but now it hangs its head as I tie my shoes.

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Aug 25, 2022 05:43:15   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
samantha90 wrote:
I have commented about my 93 years young granny before. She sent me this her sense of humor is amazing.

OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Lets go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
I have commented about my 93 years young granny be... (show quote)


Love your granny

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Aug 25, 2022 08:38:15   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 


Thankfully, even though I am getting up there in years, most of these are still jokes.

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Aug 25, 2022 10:19:03   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Good one, Samantha.

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Aug 25, 2022 13:17:41   #
aammatj Loc: Zebulon, NC / Roscoe, Ill
 
Thanks for sharing

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Aug 25, 2022 15:28:10   #
ShelbyDave Loc: Lone Rock, WI
 

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Aug 25, 2022 19:18:01   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Old is when these aren't a bit funny!!

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Sep 3, 2022 10:36:53   #
jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ
 
samantha90 wrote:
I have commented about my 93 years young granny before. She sent me this her sense of humor is amazing.

OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Lets go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
I have commented about my 93 years young granny be... (show quote)


I resemble those remarks.

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