Received from my granny
Aug 23, 2022 11:48:45 #
I have commented about my 93 years young granny before. She sent me this her sense of humor is amazing.
OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Lets go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Lets go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
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Aug 24, 2022 09:48:31 #
Great jokes but definitely thinking about the last one..........LOL
Aug 24, 2022 10:45:37 #
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Aug 24, 2022 14:34:27 #
My grandfather used to tell me that,
"Old is when it just hangs there and watches you polish your shoes!"
"Old is when it just hangs there and watches you polish your shoes!"
Aug 24, 2022 17:10:07 #
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