An irishman went for an interview to join the SAS.
There are three tests he was told.
You go in one room and repair a broken computer to test your technical skills.
You go in another room and remove an abcess from a sick tiger to test your courage and a third room where you see how many times you can make love to a blond to test your endurance.
He returned some time later covered in bites, bleeding all over but with a happy grin.
The computers working fine, he said.I removed the abcess from the blond but the tiger didn't like it much.
Funny! And my friend was in the SAS so that was extra funny! :lol:
My younger brother was in the Paras, the saying that really got him mad was..
The Para : Strength of a Carthorse, speed of a Race horse and brains of a Rocking horse...mind you it didn't take much to make him mad..lol
Thanks must pass that on to my Jokes email list.
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