Divorce punny style.
My wife told me she’d leave me if I don’t stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice
I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself.
Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works.
It’s not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel.
She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you.
I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive.
I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her.
Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer…
PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?
Greg from Romeoville illinois wrote:
My wife told me she’d leave me if I don’t stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice
I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself.
Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works.
It’s not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel.
She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you.
I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive.
I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her.
Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer…
PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?
My wife told me she’d leave me if I don’t stop mak... (
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I'd divorce you, too, and I like puns.
I'd ensure that I slept with one open eye. Just sayin'.
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
Greg from Romeoville illinois wrote:
My wife told me she’d leave me if I don’t stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice
I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself.
Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works.
It’s not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel.
She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you.
I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive.
I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her.
Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer…
PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?
My wife told me she’d leave me if I don’t stop mak... (
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Being an old IT guy, as I recall, Microsoft Works, Doesn't!
Greg from Romeoville illinois wrote:
My wife told me she’d leave me if I don’t stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice
I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself.
Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works.
It’s not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel.
She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you.
I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive.
I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her.
Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer…
PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?
My wife told me she’d leave me if I don’t stop mak... (
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Great pun,
I am lucky my wife is an Apple MacBook person due to her job in education.
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